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Money Makers

Written by Rudy on May 14, 2014 - 6:37 am -

The Rudy Report is proud to announce that we are currently growing faster than the economy of Ukraine, which shows our strength, today on "National Night Shift Workers Day." Anyways, inflation is something that just happens. Your money will be worth less over time with inflation rising. Unless you do something about it....

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Atletico Madrid striker Diego Costa will be joining Chelsea FC next season for a transfer fee of $54 million. Meanwhile, Chelsea star David Luiz will move to Barcelona for the same sum. In baseball, the New York Yankees lost against the Mets again. And, in the NHL Playoffs, the New York Rangers beat Pittsburgh in Game 7 2-1 in order to advance to the next round. Congratulations!

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Frank Gore, Eddie House, Roy Halladay, and Estonian beach soccer legend Indrek Siska. On this day in 1939, Lina Medina became the youngest confirmed mother in medical history at the age of five. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but you can learn something interesting about early baseball history in the Random Fact section!

When In Rome - A new reports details how the American owner of Italian soccer club AS Roma is shaping the club and is intending to build a new stadium. Read here.

Quarterback Sneak - The San Francisco 49ers are opposing Joe Montana's hotel project next to their future stadium, citing the need for more parking lots. Read here.

Spending Spree - A Thai investor group is planning on spending millions to catch up and become a top Premier League club within three years. Read here.

Driven

Written by Rudy on May 13, 2014 - 6:50 am -

The Rudy Report is asking you to be a bit more understanding of your grumpy colleagues, because they may not have had the privilege to read this, today on "National Jump Like a Frog Day." Anyways, there are good and there a bad drivers. It seems to me that more bad drivers than good drivers are on the roads. Are those the ones that get their licenses first?

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Manchester City, Arsenal, and Manchester United are said to be interested in Barcelona midfielder Xavi. In baseball, the New York Yankees lost against the Mets, which must be some kind of scoring mistake. And, in the NBA Playoffs, Miami beat Brooklyn, which means that the Heat are one win away from advancing to the next round.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Barry Zito, Romelu Lukaku, Mike Bibby, Ronnie Coleman, Dennis Rodman, and American baseball sensation J.B. Cox (who is extremely happy that his parents did not name him B.J.). On this day in 1909, the first Giro d'Italia cycling race started in Milan. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something interesting about a bridge in Staten Island (believe it or not) in the Random Fact section!

Getting Out - American owner Randy Lerner has said that he is planning on selling Premier League team Aston Villa in the off-season. Read here.

Billion Dollar Team - A new report suggests that the Brooklyn Nets are worth at least $1 billion as a minority owner is trying to sell his stake. Read here.

Extra Bonus

Written by Rudy on May 12, 2014 - 7:41 am -

By now, the last Cinco de Mayo parties in Mexico should have started, because you know that these guys are always late, unlike the Rudy Report, today on "National Eat What You Want Day." Anyways, there are deals and then there are great deals. The Rudy Report is a great deal. This one right here is another example....

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German Martin Kaymer won the Players Championship at TPC Sawgrass. Former Citi Chairman Dick Parsons has been tapped to run the Los Angeles Clippers. In the Premier League, Manchester City won the title with a win against West Ham United. Liverpool finished in second place. In baseball, the New York Yankees lost against Milwaukee, while the Mets beat Philadelphia. And, in the NHL Playoffs, the New York Rangers beat Pittsburgh to force a Game 7.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Steve Smith, Graeme Dott, Jim Furyk, Mike Weir, Tony Hawk, George Karl, and Iranian weightlifting sensation Hossein Rezazadeh. On this day in 1941, Konrad Zuse presented the Z3, which was the world's first working programmable, fully automatic computer, in Berlin. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something about the Cookie Monster that you absolutely did not know before in the Random Fact section!

New Home - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has stated that any prospective owner of the Buffalo Bills needs to build a new stadium in order to survive in the region. Read here.

For The People

Written by Rudy on May 09, 2014 - 6:39 am -

The Rudy Report is proud to announce that we now have more Twitter followers than Curacao or the Federated States of Micronesia have inhabitants, today on "National Moscato Day." Anyways, charitable organizations do great work. However, helping people is just one aspect of the work. Good organizations truly live up to the cause they support....

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Martin Kaymer is in the lead with a score of 9 under at the Players Championship at TPC Sawgrass. Bayern Munich star Thomas Mueller could be playing for Barcelona or Arsenal London next season as clubs line up to pursue the player. Boston, New Orleans, and Canton are said to be interested in hosting a future NFL Draft. In the NFL Draft, Jadeveon Clowney was the number one pick by the Houston Texan. Johnny "Football" Manziel was picked surprisingly late by the Cleveland Browns. And, in the NBA Playoffs, Brooklyn lost against Miami again, now trailing the series 2-0.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Stephen Gionta, Henrik Zetterberg, Mark Viduka, Annika Sorenstam, Mike Singletary, Joe Pepitone, Don Garber, and South Korean weightlifting sensation Jang Mi-ran. On this day in 1888, the Washington Monument officially opened to the public. Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but find out something interesting about a former King of Scotland in the Random Fact section!

Valuable Teams - Real Madrid is the most valuable soccer and sports team in the world, valued at $3.44 billion, ahead of Barcelona, Manchester United, and Bayern Munich. Read here.

Staying Put - The wife of Donald Sterling intends to keep her stake in the Los Angeles Clippers with no intention to sell the franchise. Read here.

Investment Ideas - A new report finds that Spanish soccer teams are becoming interesting takeover targets for foreign investors. Read here.

Open For Business

Written by Rudy on May 08, 2014 - 6:59 am -

While the Clippers have banned their owner for life for being racist, the Rudy Report is banning all French readers for being French, which is our way of saying that we do not endorse the French lifestyle, so the healing process starts today on "National No Socks Day." Anyways, racism is really a big problem. It needs to stop. Also stop profiling as to what neighborhood this Taco Bell is located in simply based on the clues....

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Barcelona is reportedly interested in signing Manchester City striker Sergio Aguero. In baseball, the Queens Mets lost against Miami. The New York Yankees played late against Anaheim again, and you can ask Siri how that game ended. And, in the NHL Playoffs, the New York Rangers lost against Pittsburgh, trailing the series 3-1.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Adrian Gonzalez, Bobby Labonte, Ronnie Lott, Lovie Smith, Bill Cowher, Jack Charlton, and English pair skating sensation David King. On this day in 1912, Paramount Pictures was founded. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but find out what a "lawn mullet" is in the Random Fact section!

Strategic Planning - The National Basketball Association has come up with a strategy in anticipation of an upcoming legal war with Clippers owner Donald Sterling. Read here.

Another Option - The mayor of Miami has asked David Beckham and his investor group to consider another site for a future MLS stadium. Read here.