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Election Special 1

Written by Rudy on October 17, 2012 - 7:45 am -

The Rudy Report will take a closer look at the upcoming presidential elections in the next few days, giving you an unbiased and precise overview, like today on "National Be Bald and Free Day." The first topic that concerns voters is healthcare. Whether you like Obamacare or Romnaid, everyone agrees that healthcare is way too expensive. You get squeezed for money in any situation...

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There are still rumors that the Boston Red Sox will be for sale. The owner is now looking for minority partners, which could be the first step. Dirk Nowitzki may be out for a few weeks of the NBA  season due to surgery. In the World Cup qualifiers, Germany was leading against Sweden 4-0, but the game ended in a 4-4 draw. Spain had a 1-1 draw against France. And, in the baseball playoffs, the Yankees... whatever, you saw it or you were lucky enough to see the presidential debate instead.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Ernie Els, John Rocker, Bob Seagren, and Sir Lankan cricket legend Aravinda "Mad Max" de Silva. On this day in 1979, Mother Teresa was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Have a great day, there is a brand-new Dear Rudy about Yankees player Alex Rodriguez, and learn something about George Washington that you did not know for sure in the Random Fact section!

Hole In One - Golfer Phil Mickelson is still in talks to become a minority stakeholder of a new ownership group for the San Diego Padres. Read here.

Upward Trend - There are signs that fees for new expansion franchises of Major League Soccer will continue to increase amid the league's success. Read here.

If You Build It - The city of Seattle has approved the construction of a new $490 million arena that will try to attract NBA and NHL franchises. Read here.

Job Well Done

Written by Rudy on October 16, 2012 - 7:31 am -

As we approach the final months of the year, Rudy would like to urge you to slowly start thinking about your nomination for the "Rudy Report Athlete of the Year 2012," today on "National Learn a Word Day." So let's learn effulgence, which is something that every Rudy Report has. Anyways, when you are good at something, it is more than appropriate to get some recognition. In that case, it's also okay to flaunt it....

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Red Bull Racing driver Sebastian Vettel is rumored to be joining Formula One rivals Ferrari soon. On Monday Night Football, the Denver Broncos were trailing by 24 points against San Diego, but managed to score 35 unanswered points to end up winning the game. And, in the MLB playoffs, San Francisco beat the Cardinals to tie the series at 1-1.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Bryce Harper, Paul Kariya, Darius Kasparaitis, and German tennis sensation Philipp Kohlschreiber. On this day in 1986, Reinhold Messner became the first person to summit all 14 eight-thousanders. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but learn something about your calorie consumption in the Random Fact section!

Twice The Fun - Businessman Jimmy Haslam could have ownership in two NFL franchises, if the board of directors approves of the model. Read here.

Growth Market - The National Basketball Association will open a new center in China to help promote the sport and grow market share. Read here.

Baseball Playoffs 2012

Written by Rudy on October 15, 2012 - 3:04 am -

If you print out every single Rudy Report, stack it up, and measure the height of the pile, you would surely waste a lot of time and paper, but that's okay, today on "National Grouch Day." We all enjoy the baseball playoffs. Why? Well, because we are no Red Sox or Mets fans! How do Boston (and Seattle) fans react to the 2012 playoffs? Have a look yourself...

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We will be resuming our regular news reporting tomorrow. So get ready for even more news and things that will blow your mind.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Jorge Campos, Andy Cole, Jim Palmer, Willie O'Ree, and Chinese diving sensation Guo Jingjing. On this day in 1989, Wayne Gretzky became the all-time leading points scorer in the NHL. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can see an interesting statistic about aging in the Random Fact section!

God's Gift

Written by Rudy on October 12, 2012 - 9:25 am -

The Rudy Report is coming to you on a very happy day and you should be happy, too, because you get to read all this, today on "National Stare Out of the Window Day." Everyone is starting to look for the best and most clever costume for Halloween. Rudy will not help you with that. But Rudy can make a gift to all women....

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Due to Rudy's busy social schedule, rescuing the world, giving food to the rich, and providing fresh air for the poor, the Rudy Report will come to you in its slightly reduced, by equally informative, version until Tuesday, October 16th.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Carlton Cole, Marko Jaric, Bode Miller, Dwayne Roloson, and German goalkeeping legend Raimond "Balu" Aumann. On this day in 1810, the first Oktoberfest in Munich took place. Great invention! Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but learn something interesting about bees in the Random Fact section!

Undecided

Written by Rudy on October 11, 2012 - 7:54 am -

This Rudy Report will make you smarter, better looking, and more confident (Note: May not work if you do something wrong), which means it will be a good time to go to your boss and ask for a raise, but read this first, today on "World Egg Day." With the elections coming up, a lot of voters are still undecided... which doesn't mean anything if you don't live in Florida or Ohio. Sometimes, however, it is really tough to decide...

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Due to Rudy's busy social schedule, rescuing the world, giving food to the rich, and providing fresh air for the poor, the Rudy Report will come to you in its slightly reduced, by equally informative, version until Tuesday, October 16th.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Terrell Suggs, Jason Arnott, Steve Young, Sir Bobby Charlton, and Norwegian snowboarding legend Terje Hakonsen. On this day in 1811, inventor John Stevens' boat, the "Juliana," began operating as the first steam-powered ferry, between New York City and Hoboken. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but find out why current pitchers in baseball complain too much in the Random Fact section!