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By The Book

Written by Rudy on August 14, 2014 - 5:33 am -

This Rudy Report ranks number one in the current standings of newest Rudy Report of all times, so enjoy this piece of history, today on "National Breastfeeding Day." Anyways, books are great. You can read them, you can use them as paperweights, and you can display them. Not every book title and name of the author go perfectly together though....

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Major League Baseball is planning on hosting regular season games in Europe in the near future. Paris Saint-Germain is said to be interested in signing Manchester United star Wayne Rooney. Borussia Dortmund beat Bayern Munich 2-0 to win the German Super Cup. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees lost against Baltimore, while the Mets had another loss against Washington.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Tim Tebow, Kofi Kingston, Roy Williams, Jay-Jay Okocha, Darren Clarke, Magic Johnson, and Bhutanese sports shooting sensation Kunzang Choden. On this day in 1959, the American Football League was founded. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but you can find out what the most common time to wake up at night is in the Random Fact section!

Spurs Country - The owners of NBA franchise San Antonio Spurs are opposing the move of NFL franchise Oakland Raiders to the city, unless they get to own the team. Read here.

Turning The Tables - Now that the Clippers are sold, the National Basketball Association is suing Donald Sterling for damaging and causing harm to the league. Read here.

Funky

Written by Rudy on August 13, 2014 - 8:06 am -

Good thing you looked at this Rudy Report quickly, because it is one of only a few limited editions that are being released, today on "National Motor Sports Awareness Day." Anyways, swimming is a tough sport. You need to be fast and like water. Canadians typically have been not so good at it. But the real question is....

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Liverpool is said to be interested in signing Chelsea striker Samuel Eto'o. Meanwhile, Real Madrid beat FC Sevilla 2-0 to win the UEFA Super Cup. And, in baseball, the New York Mets got crushed by Washington, while the New York Yankees did not play.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Marty Turco, Alan Shearer, Phil "The Power" Taylor, and Estonian swimming legend Ivar Stukolkin. On this day in 1913, stainless steel was produced for the first time by Harry Brearley in the United Kingdom. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but find out how some fish can do more than taste good when eaten in the Random Fact section!

Backing Out - The owner of National Hockey League franchise New York Islanders is in trouble, because he allegedly backed out of the sale of the team in the last minute. Read here.

Done Deal - The sale of National Basketball Association franchise Los Angeles Clippers has been finalized for $2 billion, making Steve Ballmer the official owner. Read here. 

Protect This House

Written by Rudy on August 12, 2014 - 6:34 am -

In the past weeks, the Rudy Report has discovered that the NBA is better at imposing penalties on its owners than the world is at imposing sanctions on Russia, which is worth mentioning, today on "World Elephant Day." Anyways, with all the turmoil in the world, the United States has increased security to protect its most valuable strategic assets, as you can see in the picture below....

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World Cup all-time record scorer Miroslav Klose is retiring from the German national team after winning the World Cup in July. Manchester United may make an $84 million bid for Real Madrid player Angel di Maria. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees had an unfortunately high loss against Baltimore, while the Mets beat Philadelphia.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Plaxico Burress (the only person named Plaxico on Wikipedia), Antoine Walker, Todd Marchant, Pete Sampras, and Welsh darts legend Mark "Spider" Webster. On this day in 1851, Isaac Singer was granted the patent for his sewing machine. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but you can learn something interesting about chickens and eggs in the Random Fact section!

Challenge - The NCAA is challenging a court ruling that would allow student athletes to claim a share of an $800 million broadcasting pool. Read here.

Number Two

Written by Rudy on August 11, 2014 - 7:23 am -

The Rudy Report is being read in over 3,000 cities in the world with New York being Number One, followed by Chicago (who knew?) and London, today on "National Duran Duran Appreciation Day." Anyways, sign language can be helpful if you are deaf or if you don't have the sound on. Here is a perfect example. We asked a panel of Chinese experts that if the Rudy Report is Number One, what number are all the other sports and lifestyle reports? We can "hear" the answer loud and clear....

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Real Madrid is said to be close to signing yet another striker, which is Radamel Falcao who could switch from Monaco for 60 million Euros. Rory McIlroy won the PGA Championship as it was getting dark due to a final round weather delay. It was his fourth major championship. Tony Stewart accidentally hit and killed a fellow driver on the race track on Saturday. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees lost against Cleveland, while the Mets had a loss against Philadelphia.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Melky Cabrera, Bubba Crosby, Jermain Taylor, and Danish canoe racing legend Hans Knudsen. On this day in 1929, Babe Ruth became the first baseball player to hit 500 career home runs. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something interesting about dingoes in the Random Fact section!

Needing Clarification - A group from Toronto bidding for the Buffalo Bills has been asked about details regarding their non-relocation intentions. Read here.

If It Fits

Written by Rudy on August 08, 2014 - 6:55 am -

A new survey has found that 81.1% of readers prefer reading the Rudy Report over vacationing in Gaza, which is good news for us, today on "International Cat Day." Anyways, when making a larger purchase, you have to plan ahead. You can't just fit everything in your car easily. However, Rudy admires these guys' tenacity and strong belief in finding a solution....

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Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere is being linked with an imminent move to Juventus Turin. The Cleveland Cavaliers have successfully acquired Kevin Love. At the PGA Championship, Lee Westwood, Kevin Chappell, and Ryan Palmer are in the lead at 6 under. Favorite Rory McIlroy is one stroke behind the leaders. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees beat Detroit, while the Mets lost against Washington.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Roger Federer, Pierre Garcon, Rashard Lewis, Chris Eubank, Nigel Mansell, and Icelandic handball sensation Gudjon Valur Sigurdsson. On this day in 1976, the Chicago White Sox suited up in shorts. Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but find out which country has the fastest Internet speed in the Random Fact section!

Lucky Eight - A total of eight bidding groups will be interviewed as part of the Buffalo Bills sales process with more interesting names surfacing. Read here.