This is the first Rudy Report Weekend Edition of the year, which means that your weekend is about to get awesome, today on "National Beer Can Appreciation Day." Anyways, all of us appreciate when things are easy. Complicated stuff can be annoying. Same goes when making a strawberry smoothie. These guys know how to market their products....
Paris Saint-Germain is apparently offering 70 million Euros for Juventus Turin midfielder Paul Pogba. Li Na will play against Dominika Cibulkova in the women's final at the Australian Open. And, in the NHL, the New York Rangers lost against St. Louis, while the Islanders got beaten by Pittsburgh.
The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Scott Kazmir, Luis Suarez, Nik Wallenda, and Slovakian tennis sensation, and always last to be called upon in class when using alphabetical order, Zuzana Zlochova. On this day in 1952, the former New York Yanks move to Dallas to become the first NFL football team in Texas. Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but learn something interesting about the history of stamps in the Random Fact section!
Coming In 2015 - The New York Islanders have announced that they will not leave their lease at Nassau Coliseum early and still plan their move to Brooklyn for 2015. Read here.
This Rudy Report is so spectacular, you need a new word to describe the level of spectacularity, so get your heart rate down and keep reading, today on "Measure Your Feet Day." Anyways, credibility is what makes the Rudy Report better than everything else, including chocolate and football. We work hard to keep it that way. Not everyone can say the same thing....
The New York Yankees have signed star pitcher Masahiro Tanaka to a 7-year, $155 million contract, winning a tough bidding war against the Dodgers. Real Madrid is set to offer $40 million to Manchester United for striker Wayne Rooney. Roger Federer will take on Rafael Nadal in the semi-final of the Australian Open. And, in the NBA, the New York Knicks lost against Philadelphia.
The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Tito Ortiz, Arjen Robben, Rob Friend, and Bulgarian-Turkish weightlifting legend Naim "The Pocket Hercules" Sueleymanoglu. On this day in 1849, Elizabeth Blackwell became the first female doctor in the United States. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something incredible about the Olympics that you absolutely did not know before in the Random Fact section!
Good To Go - After winning a legal challenge, the construction of a new $1 billion Minnesota Vikings football stadium is back on track. Read here.
Hundred years from now, this Rudy Report will be taken as a shining example of excellence in reporting and journalistic skill, so keep on reading this timeless piece of history, today on "National Dress Up Your Pet Day." Anyways, no matter what industry you work in, there is always competitions, unless it's the Rudy Report, where there is clearly no competition. However, the pizza industry is a fierce market indeed....
Manchester United is said to be offering more than $65 million for Chelsea star Juan Mata. In addition, Edinson Cavani may join ManU as well. Australian Open favorite Novak Djokovic was eliminated by Stanislas Wawrinka in an epic match in the quarterfinals. The NFL is considering getting rid of the extra point kick. In the NBA, Brooklyn beat Orlando. And, in the NHL, the New York Rangers lost against the Islanders 5-3, despite a 3-1 Rangers lead.
The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Greg Oden, Ray Rice, Mike Bossy, Jonathan Woodgate, and Tunisian soccer sensation Maher Magri. On this day in 1968, the National Basketball Association announced that it will expand to Milwaukee and Phoenix. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but learn something incredible about rock band Queen in the Random Fact section!
Expanding - The National Football League is considering showing playoff games on Fridays and Mondays in addition to allowing more teams to play in the wild card round. Read here.
The Rudy Report is excited about 2014 for many reasons, but mostly about the Winter Olympics in Russia and the World Cup in Brazil, which are two economically stable countries that are free of corruption and know how to run events, but not yet today on "National Hugging Day." Anyways, men, if you are planning on getting engaged this year, make sure to get the right ring size. If you do, there won't be any issues and you will be able to slip it right onto the finger....
New documents reveal that Barcelona paid a record transfer fee of 95 million Euros for striker Neymar, instead of the previously reported sum of 57 million Euros. There are rumors that the New York Knicks may trade Carmelo Anthony before the trade deadline. Meanwhile, on the court, the Knicks got crushed by Brooklyn. And, in the NHL, the New York Islanders beat Philadelphia in a shoot-out.
The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Peyton Hillis, Phil Neville, Doug Weight, Alan McManus, John Chaney, and Armenian soccer sensation Henrikh Mkhitaryan. On this day in 1911, the first Monte Carlo Rally took place. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something somewhat interesting about marketing in the Random Fact section!
Good Return - Shares of a Middle Eastern investment company have risen after reports that soccer club Leeds United will be sold to a group of British investors. Read here.
The Rudy Report would like to welcome you in 2014 and point out that your annual gym membership does not only apply for just the month of January, today on "National Penguin Awareness Day." Anyways, it seems like having babies is a pretty big trend right now. They are everywhere! There are clearly some distinctions to be made between different types of babies. The most important categories are listed here....
The Denver Broncos will take on the Seattle Seahawks in the Super Bowl, which will be played in New York City in two weeks. Rudy thinks that Denver will be able to prevail and win. In the NHL, the New York Rangers beat Washington 4-1. And, in the Premier League, Chelsea crushed Manchester United 3-1 in the top game, while ManCity and Arsenal both won their respective games.
The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Jason Richardson, Ron Harper, Owen Hargreaves, and Romanian soccer legend Anton Weissenbacher. On this day in 1885, LaMarcus Adna Thompson (typical white guy, with a typical white guy name) patented the roller coaster. Have a great year, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something about mistletoes that you did not realize over the holidays in the Random Fact section!
Not Selling - Despite weak on-court performances, rumors that NBA franchise Brooklyn Nets are for sale are being denied by their owner. Read here.
Coming Soon - Major League Soccer may be ready to announce an expansion franchise for Miami as soon as next month. Read here.