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Unfortunate Arrangement

Written by Rudy on March 18, 2014 - 6:29 am -

This Rudy Report rushes into your inbox quicker than Russia invades Ukraine, but don't worry, we are only here to protect Rudy Report readers, today on "National Awkward Moments Day." As you know, the Rudy Report is always very clear and there is never absolutely any confusion. Not every news source can say that about itself. Villains are sometimes made heroes and vice versa....


Organizers of the Formula One race in Australia, that just took place last weekend, have complained about the new cars not being loud enough, allegedly killing the atmosphere. And, in the NBA, Brooklyn beat Phoenix.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Zdeno Chara, Scott Podsednik, Timo Glock, and Finnish javelin throwing legend Hanno Siitonen. On this day in 1945, Maurice "Rocket" Richard became the first player in the NHL to score 50 goals. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but find out why you can't sing the Spanish national anthem in the Random Fact section!

Potential Sale - There are rumors that World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) will be for sale in the near future, which could lead to a high price and many suitors. Read here.


Written by Rudy on March 17, 2014 - 8:50 am -

This Rudy Report comes on the day where the Irish once again celebrate their unspectacular history without any accomplishments by drinking and being proud of nothing, today on "National Quilting Day." By the way, we will be taking another quick, creative break and then celebrate our glorious return on Monday, April 7th. Anyways, if you do decide to go out and party with the gingers tonight, remember that there is no better way to end a drunken night than with a commemorative, poetic tattoo....


Florida is the number one seed and favorite in this year's NCAA men's basketball tournament. March Madness is ready to kick off on Wednesday. The Houston Rockets are said to be interested in Knicks star Carmelo Anthony. In the Premier League, Liverpool crushed Manchester United 3-0 in the top game. ManCity and Arsenal won their games, while Chelsea lost again Aston Villa. And, in the NHL, the New York Rangers lost against San Jose.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Aaron Baddeley, Shinji Kagawa, Mia Hamm, Danny Ainge, and Italian soccer coaching legend Giovanni "Maestro" Trapattoni. On this day in 1876, the first record high-jump over 6 feet by Marshall Jones Brooks took place. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something interesting about Cleopatra in the Random Fact section!

Cup Threat - World soccer organization FIFA is worried about match-fixing during the final stage of the World Cup in Brazil this summer. Read here.

Going Up

Written by Rudy on March 14, 2014 - 7:57 am -

If you have to go into an important meeting within the next few hours, you may want to quote lines from the Rudy Report, because that will surely be a winner, today on "World Sleep Day." Having learned from the at times disastrous conditions at the Olympics in Sochi, the organizers in Brazil have vowed to make the World Cup accessible for fans by employing the newest technologies....


The Philadelphia Eagles have acquired New Orleans running back Darren Sproles in a trade. Meanwhile, star defender Darrelle Revis has joined the New England Patriots. And, in the NHL, the New York Rangers lost against Minnesota.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Stephen Curry, Bobby Jenks, Nicolas Anelka, Larry Johnson, and Kazakh boxing sensation Bakhtiyar Artayev. On this day in 1900, the Gold Standard Act was ratified, placing United States currency on the gold standard. Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but learn something about a fascinating inventor in the Random Fact section!

High End - Cable distributors are refusing to broadcast the new Los Angeles Dodgers sports network, stating that the carrying fees are too high. Read here.


Written by Rudy on March 13, 2014 - 7:55 am -

We are almost half way through March, which means that the Rudy Report is getting ready for summer, so let's shape up with a stunning report, today on "National Earmuffs Day." Anyways, security has become a big concern, and several companies have suffered through credit card hacking scandals. But how can you protect yourself? Well, there's condoms. But you can also create codes that are tough to crack....


New York Giants star defender Justin Tuck may play for the Oakland Raiders next season. In the Champions League, Barcelona and Paris Saint-Germain became the next two teams to advance to the quarterfinals, eliminating Manchester City and Bayer Leverkusen respectively. And, in the NBA, the New York Knicks beat Boston, while Brooklyn beat the Miami Heat for the third time in a row.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Marko Marin, Thomas Enqvist, Marco Andretti, and Estonian judo sensation Kuenter Rothberg. On this day 2008, gold prices on the New York Mercantile Exchange reached $1,000 for the first time. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something fascinating about Google in the Random Fact section!

Good To Go - The New York Giants and Jets have dropped their lawsuit against the American Dream developer at Meadowlands, which means that the project can continue. Read here.

Traditional Roles

Written by Rudy on March 12, 2014 - 7:31 am -

The Rudy Report helps you to stay sane during March Madness, because we are a good influence on your life, unlike Justin Bieber, today on "National Registered Dietitian Day." Anyways, we live in a modern society, but there are some things that may never change, such as the role perception between the sexes, illustrated by a young gentleman right here....


For the first time ever, a survey has found that 12 to 17-year old kids like MLS soccer as much as MLB baseball, which is a huge step for soccer in the United States. In the Champions League, Bayern Munich's 1-1 draw against Arsenal London was enough to advance to the quarterfinals. Atletico Madrid became the second team to make it to the next round. And, in the NHL, the New York Rangers lost against Carolina.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Steve Finley, Eddie Sutton, Casey Mears, and Azerbaijani chess prodigy Teimour Radjabov. On this day in 1881, Andrew Watson made his Scotland debut as the world's first black international soccer player and captain. Have a great day, there is still the new Dear Rudy about the unfair shortness of the weekend, and learn something important about British history in the Random Fact section!

Takeover - American investment firm Baron Capital has acquired one quarter of all publicly available Manchester United shares on the New York Stock Exchange. Read here.