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Baseball Playoffs 2012

Written by Rudy on October 15, 2012 - 3:04 am -

If you print out every single Rudy Report, stack it up, and measure the height of the pile, you would surely waste a lot of time and paper, but that's okay, today on "National Grouch Day." We all enjoy the baseball playoffs. Why? Well, because we are no Red Sox or Mets fans! How do Boston (and Seattle) fans react to the 2012 playoffs? Have a look yourself...

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We will be resuming our regular news reporting tomorrow. So get ready for even more news and things that will blow your mind.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Jorge Campos, Andy Cole, Jim Palmer, Willie O'Ree, and Chinese diving sensation Guo Jingjing. On this day in 1989, Wayne Gretzky became the all-time leading points scorer in the NHL. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can see an interesting statistic about aging in the Random Fact section!

God's Gift

Written by Rudy on October 12, 2012 - 9:25 am -

The Rudy Report is coming to you on a very happy day and you should be happy, too, because you get to read all this, today on "National Stare Out of the Window Day." Everyone is starting to look for the best and most clever costume for Halloween. Rudy will not help you with that. But Rudy can make a gift to all women....

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Due to Rudy's busy social schedule, rescuing the world, giving food to the rich, and providing fresh air for the poor, the Rudy Report will come to you in its slightly reduced, by equally informative, version until Tuesday, October 16th.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Carlton Cole, Marko Jaric, Bode Miller, Dwayne Roloson, and German goalkeeping legend Raimond "Balu" Aumann. On this day in 1810, the first Oktoberfest in Munich took place. Great invention! Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but learn something interesting about bees in the Random Fact section!

Undecided

Written by Rudy on October 11, 2012 - 7:54 am -

This Rudy Report will make you smarter, better looking, and more confident (Note: May not work if you do something wrong), which means it will be a good time to go to your boss and ask for a raise, but read this first, today on "World Egg Day." With the elections coming up, a lot of voters are still undecided... which doesn't mean anything if you don't live in Florida or Ohio. Sometimes, however, it is really tough to decide...

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Due to Rudy's busy social schedule, rescuing the world, giving food to the rich, and providing fresh air for the poor, the Rudy Report will come to you in its slightly reduced, by equally informative, version until Tuesday, October 16th.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Terrell Suggs, Jason Arnott, Steve Young, Sir Bobby Charlton, and Norwegian snowboarding legend Terje Hakonsen. On this day in 1811, inventor John Stevens' boat, the "Juliana," began operating as the first steam-powered ferry, between New York City and Hoboken. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but find out why current pitchers in baseball complain too much in the Random Fact section!

True Team

Written by Rudy on October 10, 2012 - 8:57 am -

This is the tenth day of the tenth month, which means that the Rudy Report will have the same amount of information, but ten times the intensity, so buckle up, today on "National Homemade Cookies Day." You can't do everything by yourself... unless you're Rudy. You need a strong team to be successful. Coordination is a key issue. These guys do it right...

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Due to Rudy's busy social schedule, rescuing the world, giving food to the rich, and providing fresh air for the poor, the Rudy Report will come to you in its slightly reduced, by equally informative, version until Tuesday, October 16th.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Troy Tulowitzki, Shane Doan, Chris Pronger, Brett Favre, and German luge legend Silke Kraushaar-Pielach. On this day in 1971, sold, dismantled, and moved to the United States, the London Bridge reopened in Lake Havasu City. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but learn something interesting about ducks in the Random Fact section!

Family Fun

Written by Rudy on October 09, 2012 - 7:29 am -

Nobody can ever copy the Rudy Report, because it is absolutely unique, unless you print it out and use a copier, today on "National Moldy Cheese Day." As you know, the Rudy Report has something for everyone: young and old, tall and short, smart and intelligent, and so on. People who read this report are also likely to be seeking fun activities at home...

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On Monday Night Football, the New York Jets lost against Houston. The Texans remain undefeated. And, in the MLB playoffs, the New York Yankees had a close loss against Baltimore, which means that the series is now tied at 1-1. All other games in the Best-of-Five series will be played in New York.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Henrik Zetterberg, Mark Viduka, Kenny Anderson, Joe Pepitone, and Swedish golf legend Annika Soerenstam. On this day in 1928, the New York Yankees became the first team ever to sweep consecutive World Series. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but find out which US President was the fattest in the Random Fact section!

Talking Again - Owners and the National Hockey League Players Association are said to resume negotiations this week, hoping to reach a season-saving deal. Read here.

In Need Of Help - The New York Mets have apparently asked financial institutions to help the franchise with its massive debt burden. Read here.