The great thing about the Rudy Report is that you can still read it even if you are deaf or mute, you just can't talk to your friends about it, today on "National Learn About Composting Day." We are still fairly early in the year when it comes to determining the 2013 Rudy Report Athlete of the Year. However, you should start looking. One candidate could be Chad Jenkins...
Premier League club Tottenham is interested in Barcelona striker David Villa for $15 million. In baseball, the New York Yankees beat the Mets... well, at least until the ninth inning. For everything that happened afterwards, please contact Mariano Rivera. In the NHL Playoffs, Los Angeles advanced in Game 7 against San Jose. And, in the NBA Playoffs, the Miami Heat lost against Indiana, which means that the series is now tied at 2-2.
The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Arne Friedrich, Jason Allison, Mike Stenhouse, and Singaporean soccer legend Ahmad Latiff "The Bad Boy of Singapore Football" Khamaruddin. On this day in 1954, the first annual Bilderberg Conference took place. You may want to look that up.... Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but find out something about the Facebook "Like" button that you did not know for sure in the Random Fact section!
Shift Change - News of Real Madrid not signing a player, because he was too expensive, may signal a shift in club finances and transfer fees. Read here.
You should know that printing out this Rudy Report and walking around with it in your hand is the summer's hottest fashion accessory, today on "National Take a Random Picture Day." Anyways, you know what is not in style this summer? Acting like you're a gansta. This guy in the picture below tries very hard, but it's not stylish, even though having $17 in this economy is quite good...
Brazilian striker Neymar has joined FC Barcelona. Meanwhile, Bayern Munich has acquired Dortmund star Robert Lewandowski. Also, Real Madrid is offering more than $60 million for Liverpool's Luis Suarez. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees lost against the Mets, who clearly got lucky on Memorial Day.
The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Percy Harvin, Michael Boogerd, Glen Rice, Jerry West, and British running sensation Jonnie Peacock. On this day in 1952, the women of Greece received the right to vote. Did it all start to go down for Greece from there? Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something interesting about Billy Joel in the Random Fact section!
Coming Soon - The National Hockey League may be able to present a plan for new ownership of the Phoenix Coyotes as soon as today. Read here.
This Rudy Report is coming to you so fast that it will be hard for anyone to keep up, so we will build in a little pause right here..... for you, today on "National Sun Screen Day." Do you know the situation when you meet someone new and they tell you about their partner? Of course, you always create a certain picture with certain expectations in your mind. When you finally meet the partner, you often find out that they look nothing like you imagined...
Chuck Norris has endorsed Tim Tebow, stating he would be a good quarterback for the Jacksonville Jaguars. In the UEFA Champions League final in London, Bayern Munich beat Dortmund 2-1 in an exciting game. The title is well deserved. Congratulations! Tony Kanaan won the Indy 500, going around in circles really fast. In the NHL Playoffs, the New York Rangers were eliminated by Boston. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees lost against Tampa Bay.
The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Frank Thomas, Jeremy Mayfield, Paul Gascoigne, and Cypriot running sensation Fivos Constantinou. On this day in 1930, the Chrysler Building, which was the tallest man-made structure in the world at the time, opened in New York City. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but learn something about the Pringles can that you absolutely did not know for sure in the Random Fact section!
Going Public - Asian billionaire and owner of British soccer club Cardiff City is planning to go public with the team on the Kuala Lumpur Stock Exchange. Read here.
The Rudy Report would like to point out that this report is a women-friendly edition, which means that you ladies can read all of it before going back to the kitchen, today on "National Women Appreciation Day." There are always lots of questions. And Rudy has an answer for everything. However, not every question may be that easy to answer...
Duke coach Mike Krzyzewski (Kids, don't spell this at home) will be the head coach of the US men's basketball team at the next Olympics once again. Manchester City has ruled out signing strikers Falcao and Neymar. Meanwhile Paris Saint-Germain is ready to offer $60 million for ManU star Wayne Rooney. And, in the NHL Playoffs, the New York Rangers stayed alive with a dramatic overtime win against Boston, still trailing the series 3-1.
The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Artem Anisimov, Tracy McGrady, Brad Penny, Bartolo Colon, Rich Rodriguez, and Welsh discus throwing sensation Aled Davies. On this day in 1626, Peter Minuit bought Manhattan for which was equivalent to $1,000 today. You cannot even rent a studio at that price in Manhattan anymore... Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but learn something about beef that you did not know before in the Random Fact section!
Limited Time - Madison Square Garden has received a limited 15-year operating permit, which means that a Penn Station expansion could force the arena to move. Read here.
Reading the Rudy Report is one of the greatest traditions ever created by mankind, well actually by Rudy, and so it should soon become a UN World Heritage Report, today on "National Lucky Penny Day." All of us have lied to parents saying that their babies are cute. Let's face it, most babies are ugly. Not even sunglasses and a cute name will help...
Oklahoma City star Kevin Durant has donated $1 million to the Red Cross in order to help after the tornado struck the city. In the NBA Playoffs, Miami defeated Indiana to take a 1-0 series lead. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees lost against Baltimore, while the Mets had a loss against Cincinnati.
The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Hugo Almeida, Morgan Pressel, Charlie Hayes, Buck Showalter, and Australian tennis legend John Newcombe. On this day in 1911, the New York Public Library was dedicated. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but learn something very interesting about Leonardo da Vinci in the Random Fact section!
Solid Money - The $100 million MLS expansion franchise in New York City is a windfall for David Beckham, who has a right to get a new franchise for just $25 million. Read here.