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Written by Rudy on June 10, 2014 - 7:58 am -

The Rudy Report has known you for long enough to know what you are thinking right now, but don't worry, we won't tell anyone, today on "National Iced Tea Day." Anyways, some people enjoy going fishing. Rudy does not. Why? Well, because sometimes you may end up catching something other than your average fish....

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Bayern Munich striker Mario Mandzukic has announced that he will seek to play for another club next season. Meanwhile, injured Dortmund star Marco Reus may transfer to Barcelona for 35 million Euros. In the NHL Stanley Cup Finals, the New York Rangers had a rough loss against the Kings, trailing the series 3-0 now. In the NBA, the New York Knicks have hired Derek Fisher as their new head coach. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees game against Kansas City got postponed, while the Mets did not play.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Andy Schleck, Tara Lipinski, David Platt, Brent Sutter, Carlo Ancelotti, and Gambian soccer sensation Mustapha Carayol. On this day in 1944, 15-year old Joe Nuxhall of the Cincinnati Reds became the youngest player ever in a major-league baseball game. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but find out why you should sleep naked in the Random Fact section!

Demanding - A new report reveals the long list of demands by the National Football League before it awarded the Super Bowl to Minneapolis. Read here.

Without Warning

Written by Rudy on June 09, 2014 - 11:09 am -

The Rudy Report would like to welcome various different government agencies who are going to read this report with us, today on "National Say Something Nice Day." Anyways, everything continues to get more expensive. It's not that it is a big problem, but it requires some people to adjust and change the way they handle things....

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In the Belmont Stakes, California Chrome finished in 5th place and did not win the Triple Crown, which is something that way less people care about than the media thinks. The race was won by Tonalist. In the NHL Stanley Cup Finals, the New York Rangers had another overtime loss against the Kings, which means that they now trail the series 2-0. The US Open of Golf are set to begin on Thursday at Pinehurst. At the French Open, Rafael Nadal won his ninth men's title by beating Novak Djokovic. Maria Sharapova won the women's title. In baseball, the New York Yankees lost against Kansas City, while the Mets had a loss against San Francisco. And, in the NBA Finals, Miami beat San Antonio to tie the series at 1-1.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Tedy Bruschi, Eric Wynalda, Wesley Sneijder, Dick Vitale, and Latvian discus throwing legend Aigars Apinis ("Look, Apinis!"). On this day in 1934, Donald Duck made his debut in "The Wise Little Hen." Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something about humans that you absolutely did not know before in the Random Fact section!

Royal Sale - There are rumors that AEG will sell NHL franchise Los Angeles Kings with the help of Morgan Stanley after the playoffs. Read here.

Feeling The Heat

Written by Rudy on June 06, 2014 - 6:21 am -

The Rudy Report would like to point out that if skydiving is not for you, you could go to Google Earth and zoom in really fast to have the same effect, today on "National Lemonade Day." As temperatures are rising, you have to keep cool and seek shelter from the sun. Hopefully, your ride is fully air-conditioned....

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The Boston Celtics are being linked with top stars Kevin Love and Carmelo Anthony. There are rumors that Portugal star Cristiano Ronaldo could miss the World Cup due to a knee injury. In baseball, the New York Yankees beat Oakland, while the Mets lost against the Cubs. And, in Game 1 of the NBA Finals, San Antonio beat Miami with a solid performance.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Tony Yeboah, Bjorn Borg, Tommie Smith, and Iraqi soccer sensation Noor Sabri. On this day in 1808, Napoleon's brother, Joseph Bonaparte, was crowned King of Spain. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but you can learn something interesting about director John Landis in the Random Fact section!

Money Makers - The Premier League generated more than GBP 2.5 billion in revenues last season, which is a significant increase and shows the league's financial strength. Read here.

Inside Job

Written by Rudy on June 05, 2014 - 6:12 am -

When other news sources contradict the Rudy Report, they are either wrong or Rudy is right, which are the only plausible options, like today on "National Running Day." Anyways, systems exist in order to be beaten. That's what we all strive for to get ahead. Either your inside or you are outside....

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Chelsea is close to signing striker Diego Costa from Atletico Madrid for $84 million, while Eden Hazard is set to transfer to Paris Saint-Germain for $102 million. In Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals, the New York Rangers gave up a 2-0 lead to lose 3-2 in overtime. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees lost against Oakland, while the Mets had a loss against the Cubs.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Ray Lankford, Marques Colston, Zydrunas Ilgauskas, Mike Fisher, and Belgian cycling sensation Kenny De Ketele. On this day in 1989, Billy Smith, the last original New York Islander, retired. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something interesting about Space Shuttle launches in the Random Fact section!

Tough To Hide - The $2 billion sale of the Los Angeles Clippers could become a problem for NBA team owners when the next round of labor talks with players takes place. Read here.

Most Valuable - A new study finds that Lionel Messi is the most valuable soccer player in the world, valued at $270 million, ahead of Cristiano Ronaldo, valued at $142 million. Read here.

Circumvention

Written by Rudy on June 04, 2014 - 6:40 am -

As we are approaching summer, the Rudy Report is wondering why there are weight limits in elevators, but no weight limits for skinny jeans, today on "National Tailors Day." Anyways, long distance relationships can be tough. However, there are ways to make things better and more enjoyable. Unless someone starts circumventing the rules....

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The World Cup in Brazil will begin Thursday of next week and Rudy is endorsing Germany to win the title. Chelsea star Frank Lampard will join new MLS club New York City FC. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees lost against Atlanta in extra innings, while the Mets lost against the Cubs.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Lukas Podolski, Evan Lysacek, Derian Hatcher, Mick Doohan, and English wheel chair racing sensation Shelly Woods. On this day in 1855, Major Henry C. Wayne departed New York to procure camels to establish the US Camel Corps. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but learn something interesting about the Rubik's Cube in the Random Fact section!

London Calling - Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank is convinced that London will soon get at least one National Football League franchise. Read here.