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Heavy Weights

Written by Rudy on November 25, 2013 - 7:12 am -

You have one more month to make your nomination for Rudy Report Athlete of the Year 2013, so make your choice as to who shall receive the greatest of all sports honors, today on "National Take a Hike Day." Anyways, going to the gym and working out is healthy. As a beginner, you should start with light weights, which is not always so easy....

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In the NFL, the New York Giants had a close loss against Dallas. Baltimore beat the New York Jets. In the Premier League, ManCity, Arsenal, and Chelsea all won, while ManU and Liverpool had draws in their respective matches. In the top game of the Bundesliga, Bayern Munich beat Dortmund 3-0 on the road in an exciting match. In the NHL, the New York Rangers beat Nashville, while the Islanders lost against Philadelphia on Saturday. And, in the NBA, Brooklyn lost against Detroit.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Nick Swisher, Donovan McNabb, Clint Mathis, Bucky Dent, and Hungarian pole vaulting legend Galin Nikov. On this day in 1952, NFL franchise Dallas Texans celebrated their only victory ever, defeating the Chicago Bears. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but learn something about mustard that you did not know before in the Random Fact section!

Building It - The Minnesota Vikings are progressing with construction plans of their new $1 billion NFL stadium after years of hurdles and complications. Read here.

The Great Confusion

Written by Rudy on November 15, 2013 - 6:46 am -

The Rudy Report is proud to announce yet another record high number of Rudy Reports published (you have to count how many yourself) with this edition, today on "National Clean Your Refrigerator Day." By the way, the Rudy Report will take a break next week, but we will return on Monday, November 25th, just in time for Thanksgiving! Anyways, it's one thing when you can build a great reputation based on news, kind of like the Rudy Report. It's another thing if it causes confusion. Sorry George, you only had about 15 minutes of fame....

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Manchester United is planning a blockbuster acquisition to sign Barcelona star Andres Iniesta. Pitchers Max Scherzer and Clayton Kershaw won the corresponding league Cy Young Awards for their outstanding pitching last season. In the NHL, the New York Islanders lost against Los Angeles. And, in the NBA, the Knicks lost against Houston.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Patrick Mboma, Lorena Ochoa, Lofa Tatupu, and Estonian basketball legend Tiit Sokk (great names today, huh?). On this day in 1971, Intel released the world's first commercial single-chip microprocessor, called the 4004. Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn about a historical German stamp mishap in the Random Fact section!

House Hunter - David Beckham and investors are considering the Marlins Ballpark as a potential temporary home to house a future MLS franchise in Miami. Read here.

Miley

Written by Rudy on November 14, 2013 - 7:13 am -

Reading the Rudy Report is not just for you, it is also the best part of the day for the NSA and the CIA, so have fun spying on the latest sports and lifestyle news, today on "National Sandwich Day." Everyone is talking about Miley Cyrus as she heads from one scandal to the next. Rudy thinks that it is just great marketing. And we like marketing! That's why we are the best report in the world. Here's another shot of Miley and her signature expression....

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Atletico Madrid star Diego Costa could replace Dortmund striker Robert Lewandowski for 24 million Euros, who will play for Bayern Munich next season. It looks like Robinson Cano will not play for the New York Yankees next year. And, in the NBA, the New York Knicks beat Atlanta.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Kyle Orton, Curt Schilling, Xavier Nady, and Lesothoan soccer sensation Moitheri Ntobo. On this day in 2010, Sebastian Vettel became the youngest ever Formula One world champion. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but find out why Indiana and mathematics clash in the Random Fact section!

Power Of Sports - A new study projects that total sports revenue in North America will reach almost $68 billion in the next four years. Read here.

French Kiss

Written by Rudy on November 13, 2013 - 5:40 am -

The Rudy Report is asking you to please not be like Congress and wait until the last minute before submitting your nomination for Rudy Report Athlete of the Year 2013, so do it today on "National Sleep Comfort Day." Anyways, this Halloween, we saw a lot of Miley Cyruses, foxes, and whatever else people thought was "clever." However, the real winner would have been this combo in the picture below. Introducing the French Kiss....

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There are rumors that Manchester United wants to swap their player Shinji Kagawa for Dortmund superstar Marco Reus. Meanwhile, Chelsea seems ready to bid $95 million for Monaco striker Falcao. The New York Knicks want to sign Kevin Love for next season. And, in the NHL, the New York Rangers lost against New Jersey, while the Islanders beat Nashville.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Vinny Testaverde, Metta World Peace (yes, to all you Europeans, that's a real name), Mel Stottlemyre, and Japanese racing legend Masahiro Hasemi. On this day in 1927, the Holland Tunnel opened to traffic as the first Hudson River tunnel linking New York City and whatever else is on the other side.... Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but learn something about a former US President that you did not know before in the Random Fact section!

Short List - The list of potential buyers of talent agency IMG Worldwide has been cut, inching closer to a final deal expected to be worth $2.5 billion. Read here.

Complicated

Written by Rudy on November 12, 2013 - 7:41 am -

This Rudy Report is perfect for when you are sitting by yourself in a public place, because you can read it, thereby looking like you actually have something to do, today on "National Chicken Soup for the Soul Day." In any case, a lot of things in this world are very complex, like the Rudy Report. However, not everything has to be made so complicated....

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The New York Yankees may be interested in signing free agent Stephen Drew, who may become Derek Jeter's successor. There are rumors that Barcelona wants to buy Chelsea defender David Luiz. In the NBA, the Indiana Pacers beat Memphis to remain undefeated. And, on Monday Night Football, Tampa Bay had its first victory of the season against Miami.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Russell Westbrook, Tonya Harding, Sammy Sosa, Michael Moorer, and Romanian gymnastics legend Nadia Comaneci. On this day in 1975, the Comoros joined the United Nations. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something interesting about a composer in the Random Fact section!

Healthy Increase - The five top European soccer leagues have seen a 25% increase in broadcasting rights revenues compared to the last sale period. Read here.