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All In One

Written by Rudy on April 22, 2015 - 5:27 am -

The Rudy Report would like to point out that "not putting all your eggs in one basket" is just a marketing ploy from the basket industry, today on "National Deep Dish Pizza Day." Anyways, the Rudy Report offers you a comprehensive look at sports every day. We have it all in one report. Not everyone making that claim, however, can keep their promise....

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Bayern Munich, Paris Saint-Germain, and Manchester United are interested in Dutch star Memphis Depay. In the Champions League, Bayern Munich crushed Porto 6-1 to advance to the semi-finals. They will be joined by Barcelona who beat Paris. The French waved the white flag early on in the game. In baseball, the New York Yankees beat Detroit, while the Mets were victorious against Atlanta. And, in the NHL Playoffs, the New York Islanders lost against Washington in overtime, while Nashville lost against Chicago in the third overtime.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Marshawn Lynch, Mark van Bommel, Dan Cloutier, Dion Dublin, Terry Francona, and Canadian ice hockey legend, always named last in alphabetical order, Zarley Zalapski. On this day in 1976, the first ever National League baseball game was played in Philadelphia. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something interesting about the founders of Macy's in the Random Fact section!

Money Machine - Sponsorship revenues in the National Football League continue to increase despite several scandals last season. Read here.

Star Player

Written by Rudy on April 21, 2015 - 7:09 am -

The Rudy Report wants to dare you to try talking to a dog without asking it a question, like today on "National Walk to Work Day." Anyways, sports are made popular by their stars. They are the essence of every team. Recently, jerseys of this up-and-coming talent have sold like hotcakes....

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The Minnesota Vikings will trade running back Adrian Peterson if they are offered a starting corner back and a first round draft pick. The second leg of the Champions League quarterfinals will begin today. In baseball, the New York Yankees lost against Detroit. And, in the NHL Playoffs, the New York Rangers beat Pittsburgh to take a 2-1 series lead.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Tony Romo, Vincent Lecavalier, Thomas Helmer, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, and Belgian hurdling legend Jonathan Nsenga. On this day in 1982, Rollie Fingers of the Milwaukee Brewers became the first pitcher to record 300 saves. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but you can learn something interesting about Napoleon in the Random Fact section!

New Stats - The National Football League has invested in a stake in Sportradar, which will be the new statistics provider of the league. Read here.

Distraction

Written by Rudy on April 20, 2015 - 5:10 am -

The Rudy Report would like to point out that an alternative way to say the name Tristan is to say "Stan, Stan, Stan", today on "National Garlic Day." Anyways, sports fans try to push their own team to victory, while they do whatever it takes to make the opponent lose. The French, for example, are easily distracted....

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In the Premier League, Chelsea beat Manchester United 1-0, thanks to a goal by Eden Hazard, to extend their league lead to 10 points. In the NHL Playoffs, the New York Islanders beat Washington in overtime to take a 2-1 series lead. Chicago beat Nashville to lead the series 2-1. In the NBA Playoffs, the Brooklyn Nets lost against Atlanta. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees beat Tampa Bay, while the Mets celebrated their 8th consecutive win by defeating Miami.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Steve Spurrier, Don Mattingly, Allan Houston, Viacheslav Fetisov, and Serbian basketball legend Bozidar Maljkovic. On this day in 2008, Danica Patrick won the Indy Japan 300, becoming the first woman ever to win an Indy Car race. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something interesting about the United States military in the Random Fact section!

Last Minute - There are just two weeks left until the biggest boxing match in history, but tickets have yet to go on sale. Read here.

Legal Advice

Written by Rudy on April 17, 2015 - 5:45 am -

The Rudy Report has run out of things to be upset about, so we are hoping that Justin Bieber will have a child soon, today on "National Haiku Poetry Day." Anyways, dating can be hard for some people. If it is not working for you, you may want to consider a new technique....

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Former Barcelona star Carles Puyol could join a Major League Soccer club next season. In the Europa League, Napoli beat Wolfsburg 4-1 in the top game. Adrian Peterson has been reinstated by the NFL. Looks like Aaron Hernandez could be next. And, in the NHL Playoffs, the New York Rangers beat Pittsburgh to take a 1-0 series lead.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Jed Lowrie, Brad Boyes, Marquis Grissom, Ken Daneyko, and Cypriot soccer sensation Loukas Louka (He must be thankful to his parents for his first name). On this day in 1524, Giovanni da Verrazzano reached New York harbor. He must have been surprised to find a bridge with his name there.... Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something interesting about the world's species in the Random Fact section!

Venturing Dodgers - The Los Angeles Dodgers are interested in making investments in tech start-ups to find new technologies for the sports industry. Read here.

Big Fish

Written by Rudy on April 16, 2015 - 5:18 am -

The Rudy Report wants to remind you that no matter what you do, you will never be as lazy as the guy who named the fire place, today on "National Wear Your Pajamas to Work Day." Anyways, people think of public transportation as an annoyance. However, if you pay attention to detail, it can be more fun than you think....

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Borussia Dortmund coach Juergen Klopp could manage Manchester City next season. In the Champions League, Bayern Munich lost against Porto, while Barcelona beat Paris. Former New England Patriots star Aaron Hernandez was found guilty of murder, because he really did kill someone. Kevin Durant could join the Miami Heat. In the NHL Playoffs, the New York Islanders beat Washington. Nashville lost against Chicago in double overtime. In the NBA, the New York Knicks lost against Detroit, while Brooklyn beat Orlando. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees beat Baltimore, while the Mets continued to defeat Philadelphia.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Fredrik Ljungberg, Bill Belichick, and New Zealandean netball legend Laura Langman. On this day in 1941, Bob Feller of the Cleveland Indians threw the only Opening Day no-hitter in Major League Baseball history. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can find out why you should always smell good in the Random Fact section!

Strong Bidder - Billionaire Tony Ressler of Ares Management and former star Grant Hill are front-runners to buy NBA franchise Atlanta Hawks. Read here.