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Undecided

Written by Rudy on October 11, 2012 - 7:54 am -

This Rudy Report will make you smarter, better looking, and more confident (Note: May not work if you do something wrong), which means it will be a good time to go to your boss and ask for a raise, but read this first, today on "World Egg Day." With the elections coming up, a lot of voters are still undecided... which doesn't mean anything if you don't live in Florida or Ohio. Sometimes, however, it is really tough to decide...

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Due to Rudy's busy social schedule, rescuing the world, giving food to the rich, and providing fresh air for the poor, the Rudy Report will come to you in its slightly reduced, by equally informative, version until Tuesday, October 16th.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Terrell Suggs, Jason Arnott, Steve Young, Sir Bobby Charlton, and Norwegian snowboarding legend Terje Hakonsen. On this day in 1811, inventor John Stevens' boat, the "Juliana," began operating as the first steam-powered ferry, between New York City and Hoboken. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but find out why current pitchers in baseball complain too much in the Random Fact section!

True Team

Written by Rudy on October 10, 2012 - 8:57 am -

This is the tenth day of the tenth month, which means that the Rudy Report will have the same amount of information, but ten times the intensity, so buckle up, today on "National Homemade Cookies Day." You can't do everything by yourself... unless you're Rudy. You need a strong team to be successful. Coordination is a key issue. These guys do it right...

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Due to Rudy's busy social schedule, rescuing the world, giving food to the rich, and providing fresh air for the poor, the Rudy Report will come to you in its slightly reduced, by equally informative, version until Tuesday, October 16th.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Troy Tulowitzki, Shane Doan, Chris Pronger, Brett Favre, and German luge legend Silke Kraushaar-Pielach. On this day in 1971, sold, dismantled, and moved to the United States, the London Bridge reopened in Lake Havasu City. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but learn something interesting about ducks in the Random Fact section!

Family Fun

Written by Rudy on October 09, 2012 - 7:29 am -

Nobody can ever copy the Rudy Report, because it is absolutely unique, unless you print it out and use a copier, today on "National Moldy Cheese Day." As you know, the Rudy Report has something for everyone: young and old, tall and short, smart and intelligent, and so on. People who read this report are also likely to be seeking fun activities at home...

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On Monday Night Football, the New York Jets lost against Houston. The Texans remain undefeated. And, in the MLB playoffs, the New York Yankees had a close loss against Baltimore, which means that the series is now tied at 1-1. All other games in the Best-of-Five series will be played in New York.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Henrik Zetterberg, Mark Viduka, Kenny Anderson, Joe Pepitone, and Swedish golf legend Annika Soerenstam. On this day in 1928, the New York Yankees became the first team ever to sweep consecutive World Series. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but find out which US President was the fattest in the Random Fact section!

Talking Again - Owners and the National Hockey League Players Association are said to resume negotiations this week, hoping to reach a season-saving deal. Read here.

In Need Of Help - The New York Mets have apparently asked financial institutions to help the franchise with its massive debt burden. Read here.

For The Cat

Written by Rudy on October 08, 2012 - 10:01 am -

This Rudy Report is setting a new world-record, because you are reading the youngest report (ever) written by Rudy, today on "National Bring Your Teddy Bear to Work Day." Many people love cats. Some even treat them better than their children. They even get snacks and lots of cool toys...

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In the NFL, the New York Giants crushed Cleveland. The Jets will play against Houston on Monday Night Football. There were several top soccer games in Europe: Inter Milan beat AC Milan 1-0 in the Milan Derby. Barcelona and Real Madrid had a 2-2 tie in the "El Clasico" with Messi and Ronaldo scoring two goals each. In the Premier League, all top teams won their respective games. The New York Knicks will play against the Detroit Pistons in London in January, which will be a regular season game. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees beat Baltimore, thanks to a fantastic performance by pitcher CC Sabathia to take 1-0 playoff series lead, while the Mets were on vacation.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Domenik Hixon, Zvonimir Boban, Raffi Torres, and Dutch speed skating and road bicycling legend Renate Groenewold. On this day in 1956, New York Yankees pitcher Don Larsen became the only player to pitch a perfect game in the World Series. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but learn something interesting about Band-Aid in the Random Fact section!

Famous Group - Peyton Manning and Penny Hardaway are becoming limited partners of the new Memphis Grizzlies ownership group, which includes other celebrities. Read here.

The Race Is On - Despite rumors of a cancellation, the organizers of the Formula One race in New Jersey state that everything is on schedule for next June. Read here.

The Right Guy

Written by Rudy on October 05, 2012 - 4:21 am -

There is no better and more exciting way to start your weekend than reading the Rudy Report, but the second best thing is to anticipate Monday's report afterwards, starting today on "National Story Telling Day." Customer service really is not what it used to be. These days, you can be happy if you get to talk to an actual person. Let alone someone that speaks your language...

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Peyton Manning is first on the list of top selling NFL jerseys, ahead of Washington quarterback Robert Griffin III. On Thursday Night Football, St. Louis beat Arizona (not to be confused with Jewish equestrian Ari Zona). Racing legend Michael Schumacher is retiring from Formula One. And, in baseball, the wildcard playoff games will take place tonight.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Troy Tulowitzki, Shane Doan, Chris Pronger, Brett Favre, and German luge legend Silke Kraushaar-Pielach. On this day in 1971, sold, dismantled, and moved to the United States, the London Bridge reopened in Lake Havasu City. Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something about Halloween that you did not know for sure in the Random Fact section!

On Their Way - City officials and representatives from AEG have signed an agreement to build an NFL stadium in downtown Los Angeles. Read here.