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Wrestlemania

Written by Rudy on April 08, 2013 - 8:37 am -

Ever since the Rudy Report was invented, the reputation of Mondays increased by a lot, and we are finally back from the weekend, today on "National Draw a Picture of a Bird Day." Last night, Wrestlemania at MetLife Stadium in New York fascinated millions of people. That's the kind of wrestling and show we want to see! The other wrestling that you know, the one without the show, is less appealing and the Olympic Committee did right eliminating the sport from the Olympics. It was a pain in the ass to watch anyways...

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The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Terry Porter, John Havlicek, Mark Blundell, and German table tennis legend Timo "Bolli" Boll. On this day in 1893, the first recorded college basketball game occurred at Geneva College in Pennsylvania. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but learn something about the Sun that you did not know for sure in the Random Fact section!

Opposite Day 2013

Written by Rudy on April 05, 2013 - 9:12 am -

While last Friday was Good Friday, the Rudy Report will make this an even Better Friday, so go on and have the time of your life, today on "National Opposite Day." And because it's opposite day, you should be doing the exact opposite thing of what you normally do. Got it? Even that guy is doing it right...

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The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Stephen Jackson, Franziska van Almsick, Cris Carpenter, and Greek-Cypriot (great combination for financial success) skiing sensation Sophia Papamichalopoulou. On this day in 1792, US President George Washington exercised his authority to veto a bill, which was the first time this power was used in the United States. Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something about the "thumbs up" in the Random Fact section!

Celebrate

Written by Rudy on April 04, 2013 - 12:21 pm -

This Rudy Report is extremely spicy, so you need some guts to handle it and we advise you to stay close to a bathroom, just in case, today on "National Walk Around Things Day." Sometimes you should just go out and have fun, even when there is no particular reason. Enjoy yourself! And if you have a good reason to celebrate, let it all out...

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The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Roberto Luongo, Ben Gordon, Kevin Weekes, Loris Capirossi, and American BMX legend and car racer Dave Mirra. On this day in 1973, the World Trade Center in New York City was officially dedicated. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but find out what the United States, Burma, and Liberia have in common in the Random Fact section!

Financial Aid

Written by Rudy on April 03, 2013 - 7:50 am -

Due to Rudy's busy schedule in the next few weeks, the Rudy Report will come to you in its reduced, yet equally exciting and informative edition until Monday, April 15th, starting today on "National Don't Go to Work Unless It's Fun Day." People say, numbers don't lie. Well, that may not always be true...

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The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Jared Allen, Tommy Haas, Hans-Georg "Katsche" Schwarzenbeck, and Slovenian motorcycle racing sensation Matija Duh (duh!). On this day in 1975, Bobby Fisher refused to play in a chess match against Anatoly Karpov, giving Karpov the title of World Champion by default. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something interesting about Camp David in the Random Fact section!

New Year's Resolutions Review

Written by Rudy on April 02, 2013 - 8:10 am -

A new survey has found that 81.4% of readers prefer reading the Rudy Report over having a portion of their bank savings taken away to pay for a bailout, which is a strong vote for Rudy, today on "National Keep America Beautiful Day." We have completed three whole months for the year, and now it's time to look at our New Year's resolutions. You wanted to work out, at least, you're still going to the gym...

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Los Angeles Angels player Mike Trout made more money for fantasy baseball participants than for himself last season, being ranked the number one player for the 2013 season. Meanwhile, on Opening Day, the Red Sox crushed the New York Yankees, while the Mets crushed San Diego (Warning: Those were not April Fool's results). And, in the NHL, the Rangers had a clutch win against Winnipeg, while the Islanders beat New Jersey.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Todd Woodbridge, Bill Romanowski, Juha Kankkunen, Don Sutton, and German rowing legend Katrin Rutschow-Stomporowski (always last done signing autographs compared to her teammates). On this day in 1969, the Milwaukee Bucks signed Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but learn something about Detroit that you absolutely did not know before in the Random Fact section!

Out Of The Woodwork - A day after a new bidder for the Phoenix Coyotes surfaced, a second group has expressed interest in the franchise, making it interesting. Read here.

Out Of It - A minority owner of the Sacramento Kings has ended his bid to take over the franchise, which means that just two powerful groups are left in the running. Read here.