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Mixed Messages

Written by Rudy on April 29, 2013 - 1:14 am -

The Rudy Report wants to assure you that we took note of every single day in April, and that still, somehow, this month went by awfully fast, which is weird, today on "National Tell a Story Day." As you know, the Rudy Report is a beacon when it comes to crystal clear communications. There are never any misunderstandings. Others aren't as talented...

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In the NBA Playoffs, the New York Knicks lost against the Celtics, but still lead the series 3-1. In the Premier League, ManCity, Chelsea, and Liverpool all won their respective games, while Arsenal had a 1-1 draw against Manchester United in the top game of the week. In baseball, the Yankees beat Toronto, while the Mets lost against Philadelphia. And, on Saturday in the NHL, the New York Rangers solidified their playoff chances with a convincing victory over New Jersey.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to David Lee, Curtis Joseph, Mike Babcock, Bob McClure, and Norwegian golf sensation Knut Borsheim. On this day in 2004, Oldsmobile built its final car, ending 107 years of production. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but learn something interesting about Santa Fe in the Random Fact section!

Extra Time - New reports suggest that the long struggle regarding the sale of the Sacramento Kings will take another two weeks until a new owner is determined. Read here. 

Strong Fan Base - The Quebec Nordiques have a fan base of 90,000 even though the hockey team moved to Denver in 1995, but the NHL could potentially return to the hockey town. Read here.

The Lazy Owner

Written by Rudy on April 26, 2013 - 7:43 am -

Congratulations, you have chosen to make an average day awesome, because you are reading the Rudy Report, so let's start this party, today on "National Richter Scale Day." As you know, owning a pet can be a lot of work. However, not every owner is up to the task. Fortunately, there is some help that makes life easier...

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In the Europa League, Chelsea beat Basel 2-1 on the road, while Fenerbahce beat Benfica Lisbon. Meanwhile, Chelsea is set to acquire striker Falcao for GBP 53 million and coach Jose Mourinho. In the NFL Draft, offensive tackle Eric Fisher was selected as the number one overall pick by the Kansas City Chiefs. In the NBA Playoffs, Brooklyn lost against Chicago, now trailing the series 2-1. In baseball, the New York Yankees beat Toronto, while the Mets lost against the Dodgers. And, in the NHL, the Rangers beat Carolina in overtime, claiming the last playoff spot, while the Islanders lost against Philadelphia.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to John Isner, Kosuke Fukudome, Carlos Bianchi, and Belgian middle distance running legend Roger Moens. On this day in 1964, Tanganyika and Zanzibar merged to become Tanzania. Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but find out something about Thomas Edison that you did not know for sure in the Random Fact section!

About Time - French soccer club Paris Saint-Germain has plans to renovate its aging stadium and expand its capacity significantly. Read here.

The Right Name

Written by Rudy on April 25, 2013 - 9:15 am -

The Rudy Report would like to point out there is a saying that if you take a shower in April, there will be flowers in May, or something like that, which means there will be no flowers in France, today on "National Hug an Australian Day." Anyways, picking the right name for your restaurant is essential for success. The guy on the left clearly outdid the guy on the right with respect to name choice in this example...

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The NFL Draft will take place at Radio City Music Hall in New York City tonight. In the Champions League, Dortmund managed to crush Real Madrid 4-1, the same way Bayern crushed Barcelona the day before. Only a miracle will prevent an all-German final at Wembley Stadium. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees lost against Tampa Bay, while the Mets beat the Dodgers.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to DeAngelo Williams, Tim Duncan, Vladislav Tretiak, and Dutch soccer legend Johan Cruyff. On this day in 1901, New York became the first US state to require automobile license plates. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something about a curious book theft in the Random Fact section!

Owner Upgrade - It looks like Carlos Slim, who is the richest man in the world, is set to acquire Major League Soccer franchise Chivas. Read here.

New Olympic Discipline

Written by Rudy on April 24, 2013 - 12:04 pm -

With only eight months until Christmas and probably no summer in between, it is time for you to start thinking what to get for the Rudy Report, today on "National Take a Chance Day." While wrestling has been rightfully dropped from the program of the Summer Olympics, another exciting sport is being rumored to be added to the list of disciplines. We are proud to introduce oral brick carrying...

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In the Champions League, Bayern Munich absolutely crushed Barcelona 4-0, which makes the second game completely obsolete. Real Madrid will take on Dortmund in the second semi-final tonight. In baseball, the New York Yankees beat Tampa Bay, while the Mets lost against the Dodgers. In the NHL, the Rangers had a tough loss against Florida, while the Islanders lost against Carolina in a shoot-out. And, in the NBA Playoffs, the New York Knicks beat Boston for the second time to create a 2-0 series lead.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Chipper Jones, Omar Vizquel, Stuart Pearce, and Slovenian skiing legend Jure Kosir. On this day in 2005, Snuppy, the world's first cloned dog, was born in South Korea. Shortly later, he was eaten... Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but find out what an auscultation is in the Random Fact section!

Not For Sale - The president of Italian soccer club Lazio Rome has stated that the team is not for sale despite rumors of a takeover by a Saudi Arabian businessman. Read here.

Sending The Wrong Message

Written by Rudy on April 23, 2013 - 7:03 am -

The Rudy Report is so far ahead of its time, all the things you will read in this report will not be published on other sites until at least 2014, today on "National Zucchini Bread Day." Whatever you do in your life, you want to be clear with your actions. Definitely try avoid sending the wrong message. The woman in the picture below is getting it all wrong...

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Bayern Munich will take on Barcelona in the semi-final of the Champions League today. The Rudy Report predicts a Bayern victory. Meanwhile, Bayern has signed Dortmund star Mario Goetze for 37 million Euros in a spectacular transaction. In the NBA Playoffs, Chicago beat Brooklyn to tie the series at 1-1. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees lost against Tampa Bay.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Andruw Jones, Tony Esposito, Bobby Shaw, and American sport cup stacking and basketball sensation Emily Fox. On this day in 1962, the New York Mets won their first game ever. Not many wins have followed since then... Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something about Kit Kat that you did not know for sure in the Random Fact section!

Less Is More - A new report suggests that Qatar is planning to build less stadiums for the 2022 World Cup due to rising costs. Read here.

Head To Head - It appears to be a close race between two groups who could acquire the Sacramento Kings and move the team or keep them in town. Read here.