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Serious Practice

Written by Rudy on June 03, 2013 - 6:42 am -

This Rudy Report is perfect for the summer, because it is healthy and comes with zero calories, today on "National Repeat Day," today on "National Repeat Day." Anyways, the Tour de France will begin at the end of the month. While a lot of participants have prepared with drugs and lots of doping, some other riders still have to practice in the gym...

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The New York Rangers could hire Doug Weight as their coach for next season. Chelsea defender David Luiz is being linked with a move to Barcelona. Bayern Munich beat Stuttgart in the German Cup Final to win the triple (league, cup, and Champions League). In the NHL Playoffs, Chicago beat Los Angeles to take a 2-0 series lead. And, in baseball, Miami beat the New York Mets.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Mario Goetze, Al Horford, Jose Molina, Jamie McMurray, and Mongolian boxing sensation Enkhbatyn Badar-Uugan. On this day in 1851, the first baseball uniforms were worn by the New York Knickerbockers, which consisted of a straw hat, a white shirt, and blue, long trousers. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but learn something interesting about Wilt Chamberlain in the Random Fact section!

Getting Serious - David Beckham has visited Miami to seriously explore placing a Major League Soccer franchise that he may own in the city. Read here.

Special

Written by Rudy on May 31, 2013 - 7:07 am -

This is the last Rudy Report of the week and of the month, but don't you worry, there are many more reports to come, like this one today on "National Save Your Hearing Day." In this economy, in order to get customers, you have to offer a lot. You need to be different from the rest. That's why you constantly have to offer specials...

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Real Madrid is getting close to signing Tottenham star Gareth Bale. Meanwhile, German striker Andre Schuerrle is joining Chelsea for 20 million Euros. Jose Mourinho will be his coach at Chelsea, agreeing to a 4-year, $60-million contract. This is getting very hard to report: In baseball, the Mets beat the Yankees for the fourth time in a row. A-Rod is turning over in his grave... And, in the NBA Playoffs, Miami beat Indiana to take a 3-2 series lead.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Marco Reus, Nate Robinson, Jake Peavy, Chad Campbell, Kenny Lofton, and Norwegian cross-country skiing legend Frode Estil. On this day in 1935, former baseball star Babe Ruth grounded out at his final at bat. Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but learn something interesting about light in the Random Fact section!

Trouble Brewing - The NFL Players' Association has sent Jay-Z's sports agency a letter requesting details about the controversial signing of Jets quarterback Geno Smith. Read here.

Look Your Age

Written by Rudy on May 30, 2013 - 5:10 am -

You better get ready because this Rudy Report may change your life, or it may not, in which case you are still welcome to read it, today on "National Water a Flower Day." Everyone knows someone that either looks much older or much younger than they are. And it is a constant topic of discussion. This kid right here is an outlier by any standard...

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According to a new study, Bayern Munich is now the world's most valuable soccer brand with a value of 668 million Euros ahead of Manchester United (650 million Euros). The New York Rangers have fired their coach. In baseball, the Mets beat the Yankees again. This is not good... And, in the NHL Playoffs, Chicago beat Detroit in overtime in Game 7 to advance to the next round. The series-winning goal was scored by Brent Seabrook.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Clint Bowyer, Magnus Norman, Manny Ramirez, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, and Canadian curling legend Randy Ferbey. On this day in 1894, Bobby Lowe became the first player to hit four home runs in a baseball game. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but find out why fish fart in the Random Fact section!

Going To Miami - David Beckham is exploring the option of owning a Major League Soccer franchise and is looking at Miami as a possible location. Read here.

Done Deal - The NBA Board of Governors has approved the sale of the Sacramento Kings to a local group, ending months of difficult negotiations. Read here.

Spending Spree - The owner of French soccer club AS Monaco is trying to build a powerful team by spending more than 100 million Euros on new players. Read here.

Athlete Of The Year Prospects

Written by Rudy on May 29, 2013 - 5:56 am -

The great thing about the Rudy Report is that you can still read it even if you are deaf or mute, you just can't talk to your friends about it, today on "National Learn About Composting Day." We are still fairly early in the year when it comes to determining the 2013 Rudy Report Athlete of the Year. However, you should start looking. One candidate could be Chad Jenkins...

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Premier League club Tottenham is interested in Barcelona striker David Villa for $15 million. In baseball, the New York Yankees beat the Mets... well, at least until the ninth inning. For everything that happened afterwards, please contact Mariano Rivera. In the NHL Playoffs, Los Angeles advanced in Game 7 against San Jose. And, in the NBA Playoffs, the Miami Heat lost against Indiana, which means that the series is now tied at 2-2.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Arne Friedrich, Jason Allison, Mike Stenhouse, and Singaporean soccer legend Ahmad Latiff "The Bad Boy of Singapore Football" Khamaruddin. On this day in 1954, the first annual Bilderberg Conference took place. You may want to look that up.... Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but find out something about the Facebook "Like" button that you did not know for sure in the Random Fact section!

Shift Change - News of Real Madrid not signing a player, because he was too expensive, may signal a shift in club finances and transfer fees. Read here.

Gangsta

Written by Rudy on May 28, 2013 - 6:08 am -

You should know that printing out this Rudy Report and walking around with it in your hand is the summer's hottest fashion accessory, today on "National Take a Random Picture Day." Anyways, you know what is not in style this summer? Acting like you're a gansta. This guy in the picture below tries very hard, but it's not stylish, even though having $17 in this economy is quite good...

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Brazilian striker Neymar has joined FC Barcelona. Meanwhile, Bayern Munich has acquired Dortmund star Robert Lewandowski. Also, Real Madrid is offering more than $60 million for Liverpool's Luis Suarez. And, in baseball, the New York Yankees lost against the Mets, who clearly got lucky on Memorial Day.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Percy Harvin, Michael Boogerd, Glen Rice, Jerry West, and British running sensation Jonnie Peacock. On this day in 1952, the women of Greece received the right to vote. Did it all start to go down for Greece from there? Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something interesting about Billy Joel in the Random Fact section!

Coming Soon - The National Hockey League may be able to present a plan for new ownership of the Phoenix Coyotes as soon as today. Read here.