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Today July 25, 2017

Move

Written by Rudy on May 29, 2017 - 4:19 am -

The Rudy Report is amazed at how easily humanity is influenced by the presence of traffic cones, like today on "National Hamburger Day." Anyways, moving can be very stressful. It involves lots of packing and unpacking. And then, when you finally move in, you may face some unexpected difficulties....

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The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Jason Allison, Nathan Horton, Carmelo Anthony, Al Unser, Richie Guerin, and Angolan soccer sensation António Lebo Lebo. On this day in 2001, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that the disabled golfer Casey Martin can use a cart to ride in tournaments. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something interesting about the history of sagging pants in the Random Fact section!

The Other Team

Written by Rudy on May 26, 2017 - 10:05 am -

The Rudy Report wants you to remember that if you ever feel rejected, think about how often Internet Explorer gets rejected when it asks to be the default browser, like today on "National Build a Paper Airplane Day." Anyways, in sports, there are always winners and losers. As a fan, you are expected to pick a side. But sometimes, you may end up cheering for the other team as well. For example, when a certain player is on your fantasy team....

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The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Ben Zobrist, Luca Toni, Glenn Turner, Cliff Drysdale, and Lithuanian discus throwing legend Romas Ubartas. On this day in 1923, the first 24 Hours of Le Mans race was held and has since been run annually in June. Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but you can learn another interesting fact about golf in the Random Fact section!

Electric Cars

Written by Rudy on May 25, 2017 - 7:51 am -

The Rudy Report, when passing a slow car on the road, is always looking at the driver to check if he or she looks as retarded as they drive, and you likely do the same, today on "National Tap Dance Day." Anyways, electric cars are not real cars. They don't make a sound, you can't hear an engine roar, basically like a Hyundai. Then again, Tesla is now the most valuable car manufacturer in the world....

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The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Chris Young, Roman Reigns, Kendall Gill, and Trinidadian-Scottish running legend David Jenkins. On this day in 1935, Jesse Owens of Ohio State University broke three world records and tied a fourth at the Big Ten Conference Track and Field Championships in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something about another incredible record in the Random Fact section!

Budget Cuts

Written by Rudy on May 24, 2017 - 10:47 am -

The Rudy Report wants to point out that the pain during childbirth is so great that a woman can almost understand what it is like for a man to have the flu, like today on "World Whiskey Day." Anyways, budget cuts are necessary to be more efficient. There is lots of room for improvement when it comes to public spending. The military is a perfect example....

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The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Brad Penny, Kris Draper, Chip Ganassi, Rich Rodriguez, Tracy McGrady, and Finnish racing legend Hannu Mikkola. On this day in 1935, the first night game in Major League Baseball history was played in Cincinnati, Ohio, with the Cincinnati Reds beating the Philadelphia Phillies 2–1 at Crosley Field. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something interesting about golfers in the Random Fact section!

Wellness Edition

Written by Rudy on May 23, 2017 - 12:47 pm -

The Rudy Report would like to point out that pregnancy tests are a great way to find out that you are just fat, like today on "National Turtle Day." Anyways, this is our highly-acclaimed Wellness Edition. Eating and drinking healthy is important. A burger is okay, but stay away from full fat water....

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The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Brian Campbell, Bray Wyatt, Morgan Pressel, Bryan Herta, Marvelous Marin Hagler, John Newcombe, and Swedish motorcycle racing legend Ove "The Flying Fox" Fundin. On this day in 1949, the Federal Republic of Germany was established and the Basic Law for the Federal Republic of Germany was proclaimed. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something interesting about Shaquille O'Neal in the Random Fact section!