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Sunscreen In Winter

Written by Rudy on October 04, 2011 - 12:43 pm -

This Rudy Report is so hot and fresh, you can probably smell it and have the desire to eat it, but hold off until you read the whole thing, today on "National Frugal Fun Day." As it gets colder, people become more and more careless when exposing themselves to the sun. The Rudy Report is urging you to protect your skin, because Rudy is always looking out for you! Apply sunscreen at all times...


The Rudy Report thinks that the NBA will have a labor deal in place by tomorrow, which will allow for the new season to proceed. Tiger Woods is no longer in golf's Top 50 rankings. In the MLB playoffs, the Yankees lost against Detroit, which means that they trail the series 2-1 now. Don't worry. They will come back. And, there was Monday Night Football with the Colts playing against Tampa Bay. Do you want the result? I didn't think so...

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Derrick Rose, Chansi Stuckey, Jered Weaver (Is it Weird Name Day?), Mauro Camoranesi, Kurt Thomas, Tony La Russa, and German rugby sensation Thorsten Wiedemann. On this day in 1965, Pope Paul VI arrived in New York, becoming the first Pope to ever visit the United States of America. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy at the moment, but you can learn something interesting about wedding rings in the Random Fact section!

New Location - A third location has emerged as a potential site for a football stadium as the saga for the Minnesota Vikings continues. Read here.

Rough Commute

Written by Rudy on October 03, 2011 - 8:49 am -

The Rudy Report (probably) attracts billions of readers every single day, changing the lives of everyone, including yours, today on "National Virus Appreciation Day." Many readers commute to work every day, and some of them read the report on their way. But if you think you're having a rough commute in a semi-packed subway train, think again! Our readers in India really know how to use space efficiently...


The Boston Red Sox will get a new manager next season. In the playoffs, the Mets... just kidding... the Yankees won the first and lost the second game against Detroit with the series now tied at 1-1. In the NFL, the Giants beat Arizona, thanks to a great 4th quarter effort. The Jets played against Baltimore. The result? Ask ESPN. And, in the Premier League, ManU, Liverpool, ManCity, and Chelsea all won their respective games. Tottenham beat Arsenal 2-1 in the North London Derby.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Thiago Alves, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Claudio Pizarro, Gerald Asamoah, and Swedish table tennis legend and known as the "Mozart of Table Tennis" Jan-Ove Waldner. On this day in 1964, the first buffalo wings were made at the Anchor Bar in Buffalo, New York. Have a great day, check out the recent Dear Rudy questions, and learn something extremely important about laughing in the Random Fact section!

Sports In Delaware - A new report examines the role of bankruptcy courts in Delaware as more sports teams are facing financial difficulties. Read here.

Back In The Ring - George Gillett and Tom Hicks are back in court to begin a massive lawsuit against Premier League club Liverpool FC. Read here.

Important People

Written by Rudy on September 30, 2011 - 7:58 am -

The Rudy Report accompanies you into yet another weekend with all the great stuff that you have gotten used to and probably take for granted now, today on "National Ask a Stupid Question Day." Nowadays, everyone is a VIP. It's really nothing special anymore. Every sale is now a VIP sale, every club event is now a VIP event. With all these super important people around, quality may suffer a bit...


British club Queens Park Rangers are trying to sign soccer super star David Beckham this winter. There were no significant games last night. The MLB Playoffs will start today with the Yankees facing the Detroit Tigers at home.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Adam "Pac-Man" Jones, Martina Hingis, Carlos Guillen, and spitting Dutch former soccer player Frank "Llama" Rijkaard. On this day in 1947, the World Series between the New York Yankees and the Brooklyn Dodgers was televised for the first time. Have a great weekend, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something really cool about space in the Random Fact section!

Steel Money - The Chief Executive Officer of US Steel is investing $2 million to become a minority owner in the Pittsburgh Penguins. Read here.

Fund Review - World soccer governing body FIFA is investigating a former Chelsea executive's fund that is investing in future transfer values of certain players. Read here.

Status Update

Written by Rudy on September 29, 2011 - 11:51 am -

The Rudy Report is currently being read by people from 97 countries (excluding France), making it just 3 countries short of the magic 100 mark, and so we urge more countries to join the likes of Bhutan, Brunei, Gibraltar, and Macedonia, today on "National Ancestor Appreciation Day." Some people love updating their status on various sites, like Facebook. It is a cool feature that is spreading around the world. So don't judge right away when someone from a different culture is sending an update...


Manchester City striker Carlos Tevez may be in trouble, because he refused to come into the game against Bayern Munich on Tuesday. In the Champions League, Chelsea had a 1-1 tie against Valencia, while Barcelona destroyed an unwitting opponent 5-0. And, in baseball, the Mets beat Cincinnati, while the Yankees beat Tampa Bay.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Per Mertesacker, Shelley Duncan, Andriy Shevchenko, and Guyanese West Indies cricket legend Lance Gibbs. On this day in 2008, following the bankruptcies of Lehman Brothers and Washington Mutual, the Dow Jones Industrial Average fell 777.68 points, the largest single-day point loss in its history. Have a great day, check out all the new Dear Rudys, and learn something interesting about light in the Random Fact section!

Citi Limits - A judge has helped the Mets owners in the Bernie Madoff case, because damages are now limited to $400 million instead of billions. Read here.

Saudi Takeover - A Saudi prince is planning a 220 million Euro takeover of Greek soccer club Panathinaikos Athens in the next few weeks. Read here.

More Trouble - Fox Sports Net West has asked a court to stop the sale of TV rights of the Los Angeles Dodgers, creating more problems for Frank McCourt. Read here.


Written by Rudy on September 28, 2011 - 8:47 am -

We have to slowly get ready to say goodbye to September, but that's okay, because the Rudy Report will now start preparing you for the Christmas (yes Christmas, not "Holiday" season, we don't do Hanukkah or Kwanza or Denali or Escalade around here) season, today on "National Read a Child Book You Like Day." We live in a world that is so concerned about political correctness. As you know, Rudy doesn't care about that at all. But even here at the Rudy Report, there are some words that are simply unacceptable...


The players of FC Barcelona have complained that their Nike jerseys are too heavy when soaked with sweat. In the Norwegian league, Jone Samuelson scored a 57-meter goal with his head, which will get him an entry in the Guinness World Records book. In the Champions League, Bayern Munich easily beat Manchester City 2-0, while Manchester United had a disappointing 3-3 draw against Swiss club Basel. And, in baseball, the Yankees had another loss against Tampa Bay, while the Mets game against Cincinnati took forever, going into extra innings.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Dustin Penner, Fedor Emilianenko, Brian Rafalski, and Finnish soccer hero Joonas Kolkka. On this day in 1928, Sir Alexander Fleming noticed a bacteria-killing mold growing in his laboratory, discovering what later became known as penicillin. Have a great day, check out some of the new Dear Rudy questions, and learn something about squid that you did not know for sure in the Random Fact section!

Report Denied - Premier League champions Manchester United have denied rumors that the Qatar Investment Authority is planning a GBP 1.6 billion takeover. Read here.

Asking Too Much - Several analysts agree that the $200 million asking price for the St. Louis Blues is way too high for the franchise to find a buyer. Read here.

Seeking Comparisons - Los Angeles Dodgers "owner" Frank McCourt is trying to get financial data from other teams in order to put pressure on the commissioner. Read here.

Everything In Place - A report shows that new minority owners are now in place to ensure that the Carolina Hurricanes can continue with financial strength. Read here.

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