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Written by Rudy on March 08, 2011 - 1:16 am -

The Rudy Report is proud to announce that it is the first site available on the brand-new, unreleased, and super exclusive iPad3 (cuz everyone will be on the 2 soon) in Flash, which is both surprising and not really surprising, today on "National Plant a Flower Day." Apple's presentation last week in San Francisco was not just about the iPad2. Everyone was also buzzing about the appearance of Steve Jobs. And here's what's new about him...


There are rumors that Knicks coach Mike D'Antoni will be replaced next season regardless of the team's performance. By the way, the Knicks beat Utah at MSG. Bayern Munich will part ways with its coach Louis van Gaal at the end of the season. Mike Tyson is now one of the Rudy Report's Number 1 arch-enemies after premiering a reality show featuring his love for pigeons and other birds....

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Jason Elam, Kenny Smith, Juan Encarnacion, and Irish snooker legend Fergal O'Brien. On this day in 1817, the New York Stock Exchange was founded. Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something about the Oscars that is more interesting than the awards show in the Random Fact section!

Bidder In The Hole - If negotiations with Tom Gores fail, the Detroit Pistons are claiming that a second bidder will step up and close a deal. Read here.

Costly Renovation - The planned renovation of Madison Square Garden could cost more than $1 billion as the project costs continue to rise. Read here.

Cheers To That - Beer distributor Tom Stillman and a group of investors are interested in purchasing 100% of the St. Louis Blues from Dave Checketts. Read here.

Cover Story

Written by Rudy on March 07, 2011 - 8:05 am -

The Rudy Report has often been credited with the invention of the wheel, music, and the Alps, but people sometimes forget that Rudy also came up with the concept of winning way before Charlie Sheen was even "half a man", if you know what I mean, like today on "National Learn What Your Name Means." As you know, magazine covers are key to attracting potential buyers. From a marketing perspective, there are right methods and wrong methods...


There is still not really March Madness, but the guys going through puberty right now are preparing for the NCAA tournament. In the Premier League, Liverpool beat Manchester United, while Arsenal had a draw against Sunderland. Tonight, Blackpool will face Chelsea. In the NHL, the Rangers crushed Philadelphia 7-0, while the Devils beat the Islanders. And, in the NBA, the Knicks beat Atlanta.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Jeff Kent, Jesper Parnevik, Ivan Lendl, and Irish rugby legend Ronan O'Gara. On this day in 1985, the song "We are the World" was released internationally. Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something amazing about bamboo in the Random Fact section!

In The Making - The National Basketball Association is seriously working on the development of a European division for the league. Read here.

Going To Italy - A group led by a Boston Red Sox investor is set to take over Italian soccer club AS Roma in an attempt to revitalize the team. Read here.

Persisting Rumor - Several sources suggest that Tampa Bay Rays owner Stuart Sternberg may be interested in buying the New York Mets as their financial situation remains unclear. Read here.

Tradition On The Block - Well-known English soccer club Queens Park Rangers is exploring the sale of a 67% stake in the organization. Read here.

No Caption Needed

Written by Rudy on March 04, 2011 - 9:58 am -

Statistics show that the first Friday in March is usually followed by the first weekend of the month, and the Rudy Report hopes the facts stay consistent, today on "National Dance the Waltz Day." All of you know that the Rudy Report has a funny (Note: depends on who you're asking) picture every day. Usually, a few comments introduce the pics. However, this one is funny by itself and nothing needs to be said....


NFL owners and players still have no resolution concerning a Collective Bargaining Agreement. Tough life when each side makes millions every year... Chris Paul is most likely to become a New York Knicks player next season. And, in the NHL, the Rangers lost against Minnesota.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Landon Donovan, Jos Verstappen, Alex Criville, Ray Mancini, and Hungarian water polo hero Norbert Hosnyanszky. On this day in 1837, Chicago was incorporated as a city. Have a great weekend, there is still Hank the Tank's Dear Rudy, and learn something about counting in the Funny Sports Quote section!

About To Strike Out - The owners of the New York Mets had to appear in court over the involvement in the Madoff scandal, and it looks like they will have to repay millions. Read here.

Idea Dismissed - National Hockey League commissioner Gary Bettman says that there are no plans for a team to move to Quebec despite efforts to build a $400 million arena. Read here.

Officially Approved - Premier League club West Ham United has been approved by local government to play in the Olympic Stadium after the 2012 games. Read here.

Turbo Boost - A new study has found that the FIFA World Cup in South Africa last year helped the economy generate an additional $500 million. Read here.

Talks That Never End - Billionaire Tom Gores is still in discussions to take over the Detroit Pistons even though the exclusive negotiation period has expired. Read here.

Waving Your Flag

Written by Rudy on March 03, 2011 - 7:12 am -

A recent study, conducted by several high-profile safety school interns, has found that reading the Rudy Report increases your attractiveness by 37%, which is old news to everyone, today on "National Conserve Water or Detect a Leak Day." As you know, the Rudy Report is available and respected all around the world. Rudy represents every flag, except for the French... However, there are two mistakes in the picture below. First of all, the French flag should be plain white. Can you discover the second mistake????


German goalkeeping sensation Manuel Neuer has been once again linked to Manchester United. Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Carson Palmer is not afraid of being traded, because he claims to have $80 million in his bank account and may simply retire. Seattle, Atlanta, and Phoenix have been named most miserable sports cities by Forbes. Hey, on the bright side, they should be happy they're not in New Jersey.... In the NHL, the Islanders beat Minnesota. And, in the NBA, the new and improved Knicks crushed New Orleans like Katrina.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Alexander Semin, Santonio Holmes, Brian Leetch, Jackie Joyner-Kersee, and Aussie Rules football legend Fraser Gehrig. On this day in 1938, oil was discovered in Saudi Arabia. You know what happened next... Have a great day, there is still Hank the Tank's Dear Rudy about "Dancing with the Stars," and find out something incredible about aircraft carriers in the Random Fact section!

Super Stars - It looks like Douglas Miller could make a successful bid for the Dallas Stars, but rumors are swirling that Mark Cuban may come in with a higher bid soon. Read here.

Wrath Of The Ex-Wife - Ex-wife and former co-owner of the Los Angeles Dodgers Jamie McCourt is accusing her former husband of threatening the team's value with his secret dealings. Read here.

Now Or Never - Several sources suggest that Matthew Hulsizer's bid to buy the Phoenix Coyotes must close very soon or else the deal may fall apart. Read here.

Fashion Trends Spring 2011

Written by Rudy on March 02, 2011 - 1:39 am -

The Rudy Report finds that March has not yet lived up to the "Madness" label yet, and we should put in some more effort, because if the future cab drivers in the streets of Cairo can do it, then you can do it, too, today on "National Plan a Vacation Day." You are in luck, because this edition will tell you about the newest fashion trends for this spring. Everything will be a bit more colorful, but you surely can never go wrong with the good old Louis Vuitton monogram pattern...


Free agent Mike Bibby may sign with the Miami Heat. The Knicks lost a close game against Orlando. Tottenham is interested in Manchester City's Micah Richards. And, in the NHL, the Rangers lost against Buffalo, while the Islanders also had a loss against Washington.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Reggie Bush, Ben Roethlisberger, Henrik Lundqvist, Kevin Kuranyi, Harry Redknapp, and downhill skating legend Wayne Moses. On this day in 1933, the film King Kong opened at New York City's Radio City Music Hall. It was the 800-pound gorilla in the room... Have a great day, there is a new Dear Rudy about "Dancing with the Stars," and learn something fairly unknown about Winston Churchill in the Random Fact section!

Looking For Money - Sources report that the New York Mets have hired JPMorgan Chase to create a loan until a minority stake is sold. Read here.

Share Of The Fun - The president of the International Olympic Committee has called for betting revenues to be shared with sports organizations. Read here.

In The Near Future - Planners in Los Angeles think that a National Football League franchise could return to the city as soon as next year. Read here.

Building With Benefits - A study suggests that a new downtown stadium in Atlanta would benefit the Falcons the most with unclear benefits to the public. Read here.

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