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Jumping For Joy

Written by Rudy on November 08, 2010 - 7:12 am -

The Rudy Report is proud to announce that it has been voted "Best Selling Album of All Times" by music industry experts around the world, despite the fact the we have nothing to do with music and we are also not for sale, which makes this achievement even greater, today on "National Cook Something Bold and Pungent Day." Every day, the Rudy Report is trying to make people feel better. Readers everywhere are usually pretty excited, jumping for joy when they see a new report. And if you can't jump physically, you could at least jump in spirit...

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In the New York Marathon, two Africans whose names are too difficult to spell won the men's and women's competition. That Chilean miner was quite slows. Rudy had a better time in 2005 and thus probably could have survived in that mine for years... Kobe Bryant is the top earner in the NBA, making $24.8 million this year, while Miami stars Wade, James, and Bosh all fail to make the Top 20. In the Premier League, ManU and ManCity won, while Arsenal lost. Liverpool beat Chelsea in the top game 2-0 thanks to two goals by Fernando Torres. In the NFL, the Jets beat Detroit in overtime. The New York Giants faced Seattle and won easily. In the NBA, Philadelphia beat the Knicks. In NASCAR, Denny Hamlin has taken the lead in the Chase, giving him a real chance to dethrone champ Jimmie Johnson. And, in the NHL, the Rangers lost against St. Louis at home.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Sam Bradford, Jeff Blauser, Alan Curbishley, Bobby Bowden, and Dutch soccer coaching legend Guus Hiddink. On this day in 1895, while experimenting with electricity, Wilhelm Roentgen discovered the x-ray. Don't try this at home! Have a great week, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but learn something about men in the Random Fact section!

On To Something New - After leaving Liverpool FC, current chairman Martin Broughton will start his own firm which seeks to invest in sports businesses. Read here.

Super Bowl Possible - Tim Leiweke thinks that Los Angeles could host a Super Bowl in just 5 years if a football stadium is built in downtown. Read here.

Bubble Building - Serie A leader Lazio Rome is the best performing stock on the Italian exchange this year, despite the fact that the soccer team does not have a single buy rating. Read here.

Coming To A Close - The ongoing sale of the Golden State Warriors to Joe Lacob will close in the next few weeks, according to sources in the NBA. Read here.

Grass Roots Movement - An American billionaire is investing a lot of money in a low-level British soccer club in hopes of helping the team succeed. Read here.

Family Time

Written by Rudy on November 05, 2010 - 6:38 am -

The Rudy Report would like to reiterate that when you saw the election map a few days ago on TV, all states dominated by Rudy were marked in either red or blue, all states marked any other color have no Rudy domination, today on "National Random Act of Kindness Day." With Thanksgiving right around the corner, many of you are looking forward to spending some time with your family. Don't forget to take pictures, memories will last for a lifetime...

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The Tennessee Titans have acquired wide receiver Randy Moss (who is known as the NFL's response to Kate Moss and her antics). Barcelona is offering $80 million for Tottenham's Gareth Bale. There were several games played in the UEFA Europa League, but at this early stage, nobody really cares. In the NHL, the Rangers lost against Philly, the Islanders lost against Ottawa. And, in the NBA, the New York Knicks beat the Chicago Bulls!

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Johnny Damon, Jerry Stackhouse, Christoph Metzelder, Nikolai Zherdev, Nick Folk, Alexei Yashin, Bill Walton, and US basketball player with a breakfast and fast food combined name: O.J. Mayo. On this day in 1996, Derek Jeter became the American League Rookie of the Year. Have a great weekend, there is still no new Dear Rudy, but check out something interesting about donkeys in the Random Fact section!

Not Set Yet - The Formula One races planned in India and China for next season are on the calendar, but there are doubts that the tracks will be ready for competition. Read here.

Adding To The Line-Up - After buying the San Diego Padres, Jeff Moorad has completed the purchase of a Triple-A team that he might move. Read here.

The Big Question - A new article discusses whether it was a smart idea to put a National Hockey League franchise in a market like Phoenix. Read here.

Gold Rush - There is hope for a Women's Pro Soccer team after news broke that an investor group may provide necessary funds to keep the franchise alive. Read here.

Christmas Shopping Advice

Written by Rudy on November 04, 2010 - 6:13 am -

The Rudy Report is wondering why there are no literal tea party movements, because it could be nice to sit outside in the sun, enjoying a cup of tea, but I guess that's not what these guys mean, today on "National Anything Can Happen Day." The Christmas shopping season is right around the corner and most stores will attract customers with great deals. However, the Rudy Report wants you to be careful, because not every offer is as good as it sounds...

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It looks like the Rams or the Seattle Seahawks may be interested in signing newly available star receiver Randy Moss. In the UEFA Champions League, AC Milan had a 2-2 tie against Real Madrid, Chelsea beat Moscow, and Arsenal had a loss against Donezk. And, in the NHL, the Islanders got crushed by Carolina 7-2.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Orlando Pace, Luis Figo, Jacques Villeneuve, and Devin Hester. On this day in 1994, the first conference that focused on the commercial potential of the World Wide Web was held in San Francisco. And that was probably a good idea... Have a great day, there is currently no new Dear Rudy, but learn something about dreams in the Random Fact section!

Most Exposure - Formula One team Red Bull Racing has had the most exposure of all teams after spending nearly $700 million over the last 5 years. Read here.

Hockey Billionaires - A new list shows a high concentration of billionaires that have ownership stakes in National Hockey League franchises. Read here.

No Burden On Team - New Liverpool FC owner John Henry says that acquisition debt will be paid off so that it is no burden on the Premier League club. Read here.

Winnipeg Is Possible - The relocation of a franchise to hockey-crazy Winnipeg is a possibility for the NHL, but there is no timeframe or current plan. Read here.

Having A Dream

Written by Rudy on November 03, 2010 - 6:36 am -

The Rudy Report would like to announce that it will (Note: statement may or may not be true) match every dollar that the Federal Reserve will pump into the economy as a gesture of solidarity to help us out of this crisis, today on "National Give Someone A Dollar Day." It's good to have dreams in your life, and to follow your dreams. Rudy says "aim high!" Little Ashanta does exactly that...

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By the way, this is a very slow sports business news day, just so you know... Texas ace Cliff Lee says that he would like to return to the Rangers next season. However, the Yankees still seem to be interested. In the UEFA Champions League, Tottenham beat defending champion Inter Milan. ManU also won, while favorite Barcelona had a disappointing 1-1 against Copenhagen. And, in the NBA, the Knicks-Magic game got postponed because of asbestos in Madison Square Garden. Maybe they can come up with more excuses until they trade for better players?!?

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Tyler Hansbrough, Dwight Yorke, Larry Holmes, Roy Emerson, and Japanese softball legend Hiroko Sakai. On this day in 1913, the United States introduced the income tax. Certainly a day we all would have loved to skip... Have a great day, there is still no new Dear Rudy, but learn some more about taxes in the Random Fact section!

Going On Less - The Women's Professional Soccer League has several struggling teams, but could go on with operations even if one or two teams failed. Read here.

Unpredictable

Written by Rudy on November 02, 2010 - 8:58 am -

A new study conducted by virtually unknown scientists has found that reading the Rudy Report may increase your chances of winning the lottery slightly, while at the same time lowering your cholesterol, like today on "National Fig Day." Most of you, except for some Democrats, know that the mid-term elections are taking place today. Nobody is sure about the outcome. Even leaders in Europe cannot seem to agree as to what shape or form the political landscape will take in the US after this day....

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Several sources suggest that MLB executives are considering adding two more wild card playoff spots for the post-season. In the World Series, the San Francisco Giants deservedly beat the Texas Rangers to capture the league championship in Game 5. Congratulations to the best city on the West Coast! On Monday Night Football, the Colts beat Houston to complete the Texas sweep for the day. And, in the NHL, the New York Rangers beat reigning Stanley Cup champions Chicago.

The Rudy Report says Happy Birthday to Roddy White, Avy Scott, Sidney Ponson, Orlando Cabrera, and British rugby sensation Danny Cipriani. On this day in 1898, cheerleading was started at the University of Minnesota with Johnny Campbell leading the crowd in cheering on the football team. Good thing somebody had the idea to replace Johnny eventually... Have a great day, there is no new Dear Rudy right now, but you can learn something about voting in Texas that you did not know for sure in the Random Fact section!

Going To Europe - NBA Commissioner David Stern has said that he wants to expand the league to Europe, wishing for a 5-team European division in the future. Read here.

The American Method - The new American owners of Premier League club Liverpool FC want to use US best practices to help improve the team in England. Read here.

Almost Certain - Pizza entrepreneur Mike Ilitch is said to be very close to buying the Detroit Pistons for $450 million, becoming the city's undisputed sports king. Read here.